About my friend GOOB

[smokeyjoe53]

ole Canine Countenance sets em up & I knock em down. rimshot and out.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Cialis is Good! No matter you're age..

Why you don't need that Cialis..of course we don't,,,but we don't
need those few beers to party with either do we?? Just adds to the fun

Nothing to be ashamed off...

Edward

 

[Goob]

Dear hombredelluvia,

Yew knowd, yew have done sparked my curiousity. So, yew didn't play much ball and whare wuz it yew done didn't play when yew wuz growin' up? And then yew done sprouted up when yew wuz in college? Jest how much did yew growed? And I knowd from readin' yew that yew ain't one of them idiot savants cuz yew gotz basic social skills, so jest whut kind of savant iz yew? Whut kind of work do yew do? Iz yew like ole Bearkat, a rocket scientist of sum such or whut?

 

[rainjacktx]

You make my ears hurt, peanut boy. If you have questions about me - ask them in regular English. No one will hold it against you for breaking whatever redneck character you have created for yourself over the last few years. I would love to let you into my little world - but because of contractual agreements, I am not allowed to try to read your mind by looking at your hind parts.

Surely you can understand the limitations put upon me by my corporate sponsors.

 

[Goob]

So, basically, whut yew iz tellin' me iz that the greatest accomplishment of yur life iz skippin' the first grade?

 

[Goob]

Well, that iz whut I kinda figgered. Silence iz golden . . . and tellin'. Yew knowd, I ain't reely the kind to kick a feller when he iz down, so from now on, lil feller, I iz gonna treat yew with kid gloves. Yew need love and support, not strident comments bout yur shortcomins. Yew iz precious in God's site and don't yew let nobody tell yew no differnt.

 

[Goob]

Dear preciousrain,

BTW, iz thare any truth to the rumor that yew iz the campaign chairman fer the 2012 Obama reelection in Dolph Briscoe co.?

 

[rainjacktx]

Dear preciousrain,

BTW, iz thare any truth to the rumor that yew iz the campaign chairman fer the 2012 Obama reelection in Dolph Briscoe co.?

Absolutely none, Jimmy Carter's plow boy.

the left-hand lever broke on the Briscoe County voting machines back in 1994.

 

[Goob]

Dear preciousrain,

Itz ok, denial ain't jest a river in Egypt. Yew iz still big enuff, and good enuff and tuff enuff and don't yew let nobody tell yew no differnt.

 

[rainjacktx]

OMG - Stuart Smalley quotes as interpreted by Larry the Cable Guy.

Write those down, goober. You might actually have found a way to get off the welfares.

 

[rainjacktx]

As a totally unrelated side note -

I am patiently waiting for the fusion of my name and a moderately popular Milli-Vanilli song.

But then again - since i came up with the idea, it would be a huge let down - ney - an insult for you to copy my idea.

 

[Goob]

Yew knowd whut, I like yew.

 

[kbjoe1]

match made in heaven...... or is that just in texas lol u both add alot to this site... dang betterthan tv these days..

 

[Dogface]

Ever since I met Goob
I say prolly a lot more.

I googled Rainjack, Tx.
I couldn't find it on the map?

 

[rainjacktx]

Ever since I met Goob
I say prolly a lot more.

I googled Rainjack, Tx.
I couldn't find it on the map?

I transcend gps coordinates.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Is there an ethereal quality about you?

 

[rainjacktx]

Not so much. Just a lot of ego and a sharp tongue.

 

[Goob]

Yew knowd, I am athinkin' more pseudointerllectual and pain in the hindend.

 

[rainjacktx]

Yew knowd, I am athinkin' more pseudointerllectual and pain in the hindend.

Is this in any way related to your hemorrhoid thread? Just asking.

There is absolutely nothing pseudo about my ego. It's real, and it is huge.

 

[Dogface]

You and Jo should form a club.