About my friend GOOB

[Goob]

So it wuz second grade that yew pooped yur britches?

 

[justobserving]

Who says you can't go back in time ..... I feel like I'm watching and listening to all of this on the playground in 5th grade.

That is if Rainjacktx will tell us if he went to the 5th grade ... he will have to clarify that after the 1st grade statement .... I would think so .... he writes with real words.

 

[oldfat&bald]

But amazingly enough - I could not possibly care less.

If that quote is true, why do you keep responding to every post made? I'm having lots of fun gigging you, but seriously, lighten up a little. If you keep this up all season, you're going to have an aneurysm or stroke.

 

[rainjacktx]

So it wuz second grade that yew pooped yur britches?

Why are my bowel movements so important to you? First it's the man parts - which you obviously quite conveniently deny. Now you are on to my continence, or lack thereof. If you want me to send you photos - all you have to do is ask. I will most likely refuse you out of hand, but why all the interest in my bodily functions?

You wanna call me dumb? It's only a four letter word. I'm sure you can figure out a way to goob it up, though.

 

[rainjacktx]

But amazingly enough - I could not possibly care less.

If that quote is true, why do you keep responding to every post made? I'm having lots of fun gigging you, but seriously, lighten up a little. If you keep this up all season, you're going to have an aneurysm or stroke.

I usually reply to goob. At the very least he's earned that much, what with all the hard work he puts into melting down my spell checker. But you? Don't flatter yourself. I haven't found very many of your posts worth responding to, quite honestly.

 

[CowboyP]

Rainjerk,, you want to tell us about your first sexual experience.........or were you alone at that time?

 

[rainjacktx]

Who says you can't go back in time ..... I feel like I'm watching and listening to all of this on the playground in 5th grade.

That is if Rainjacktx will tell us if he went to the 5th grade ... he will have to clarify that after the 1st grade statement .... I would think so .... he writes with real words.

I actually went to 5th grade. Matter of fact - Steve Gatlin (of Latrry Gatlin and the Gatlin Brothers) was my teacher.

 

[rainjacktx]

Rainjerk,, you want to tell us about your first sexual experience.........or were you alone at that time?

I'll respectfully wait until after goob works it in to the conversation first. Nothing against you, Cowboy, I just don't want to deprive the boat-oared one an opportunity to be wrong yet again.

 

[Goob]

Dear rainydaysalwayzmakemesad,

Now, yew ain't of them fellers who like to chunk rocks, but can't stand to git hit with one, iz yew? I don't think yew iz dumb, maybe a lil special, but not dumb.

But one a serious note, whut iz the deal with no first grade?

 

[Goob]

Dear rainydaysalwayzmakemesad,

Now, yew ain't of them fellers who like to chunk rocks, but can't stand to git hit with one, iz yew? I don't think yew iz dumb, maybe a lil special, but not dumb.

But on a serious note, whut iz the deal with no first grade?[/quote]

 

[rainjacktx]

Dear rainydaysalwayzmakemesad,

Now, yew ain't of them fellers who like to chunk rocks, but can't stand to git hit with one, iz yew? I don't think yew iz dumb, maybe a lil special, but not dumb.

But one a serious note, whut iz the deal with no first grade?

I've been hit with plenty of rocks. You can't be one of the most reviled folks on the internet and not get hit. The trick is to make you cedar choppers ( and Obama loving progressives) think you miss 99% of the time.

As for first grade - they put me straight into second. I was bored or something. It was 41 years ago. My memory is a little hazy as to exactly why.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Rainjerk,, you want to tell us about your first sexual experience.........or were you alone at that time?

Dear Lord, I hope there are some really good games Friday night for us to talk about next week.


BTW, you know what The Briscoe County Kid's girlfriend said that night?












Wait for it,





























"BAAA."

 

[Goob]

Dear don'tstoptherain,

So iz yew one of them savants? Or jest a feller who iz smarter than yur average bear?

 

[rainjacktx]

Dear don'tstoptherain,

So iz yew one of them savants? Or jest a feller who iz smarter than yur average bear?

Depends on who you ask. Just don't ask my wife.

 

[Goob]

So wuz yew alwayz smaller and younger than the rest of yur class? And did that hurt yew when yew played football?

 

[rainjacktx]

So wuz yew alwayz smaller and younger than the rest of yur class? And did that hurt yew when yew played football?

No, in fact I felt my diminutive size solidified my position as the end guard and tackle. In an ironic twist of fate, I started growing in college. Now I'm a pretty good sized savant.

 

[SavannahSixManFan]

Fantastic, somebody else to poke the "goop". Should be a great year ...lol

 

[Dogface]

I can't believe I read
this whole thread
and yet I'm somewhat speechless.

Oh yes, now I remember.
So... who ya gonna go watch play this Fri.?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I can't believe I read
this whole thread
and yet I'm somewhat speechless.

Oh yes, now I remember.
So... who ya gonna go watch play this Fri.?

I thought I might watch Borden Co. Vs Richland Springs.......

 

[rainjacktx]

I thought I might watch Borden Co. Vs Richland Springs.......

You beat me to it by mere seconds.