About my friend GOOB

Why Engineers Aren't Allowed to Write Cookbooks

Collect the following ingredients:
532.35 cm3 gluten
4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
4.9 cm3 refined halite
236 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein ovoids
473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
236 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

Instructions: To a jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two, and three with constant agitation. In a second reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction. Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316 SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460sK oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25sC heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

Enjoy your Chocolate Chip Cookies


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Well JO between this thread and posts on one or two others your probably begining to understand Mister Goobster somewhat, if it's truly possible. But I don't know if you realize how seriously he takes his sixman. You read Don's poem but did you know....Last year after a great RS playoff victory (I'm assuming in a moment of innocent exuberant rapturous ecstasy) he posted that he & Don "danced on the 50 yard line after the game.......but their loin cloth's never touched"
There was somthing in there about one of em's beard being scratchy though.
 
51eleven":2tf0kdup said:
Well JO between this thread and posts on one or two others your probably begining to understand Mister Goobster somewhat, if it's truly possible. But I don't know if you realize how seriously he takes his sixman. You read Don's poem but did you know....Last year after a great RS playoff victory (I'm assuming in a moment of innocent exuberant rapturous ecstasy) he posted that he & Don "danced on the 50 yard line after the game.......but their loin cloth's never touched"
There was somthing in there about one of em's beard being scratchy though.

No, please give me enough credit that I am observant enough to know - Mr. Goob can not be understood. Some things you take at face value, glean from it what you are capable of discerning and hopefully you will be privildged enough to take away some of it's intended enlightenment.
 
justobserving":2e8zm5vi said:
51eleven":2e8zm5vi said:
Well JO between this thread and posts on one or two others your probably begining to understand Mister Goobster somewhat, if it's truly possible. But I don't know if you realize how seriously he takes his sixman. You read Don's poem but did you know....Last year after a great RS playoff victory (I'm assuming in a moment of innocent exuberant rapturous ecstasy) he posted that he & Don "danced on the 50 yard line after the game.......but their loin cloth's never touched"
There was somthing in there about one of em's beard being scratchy though.

No, please give me enough credit that I am observant enough to know - Mr. Goob can not be understood. Some things you take at face value, glean from it what you are capable of discerning and hopefully you will be privildged enough to take away some of it's intended enlightenment.


Or - he could be just a complete and utter idiot. People have set this guy up as some sort of sage. I never got the memo. To me, the peanut boy is just another attention hound with a gimmick. For crying out loud, Larry The Cable Guy has the same schtick. Goober is a day late and a dollar short on more than just originality.

But I could be wrong.

Cue old, bald guy to come in with a less-than-intelligent retort in support of his favorite member.
 
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Why does everybody keep picking on Goob? He's just an opinionated sixman fan - no different than the rest of us. (rainjack is one of the most opinionated). Btw, I'm an occasional visitor to the boat-oar brotherhood.
 
CowboyP":2ixuuw86 said:
Why does everybody keep picking on Goob? He's just an opinionated sixman fan - no different than the rest of us. (rainjack is one of the most opinionated). Btw, I'm an occasional visitor to the boat-oar brotherhood.

I'm not opinionated. I'm right. There's a huge difference. Just ask Rush.
 
rainjacktx":3izc237a said:
CowboyP":3izc237a said:
Why does everybody keep picking on Goob? He's just an opinionated sixman fan - no different than the rest of us. (rainjack is one of the most opinionated). Btw, I'm an occasional visitor to the boat-oar brotherhood.

I'm not opinionated. I'm right. There's a huge difference. Just ask Rush.


I know a LOT of people that listen to Rush. ALL of them are smart enough to realize they're not him. I guess if you don't drive an '80s model K car, don't carry bologna sandwiches in old Wal-Mart sacks, and live in Briscoe County, you're not that smart.
 
I guess, in your case, ofb, intelligence is relative.

I'll never be your hero. I'll never need to go to a pharmacy to fill a Cialis prescription, and I'll never need the aid of a boat oar to walk. But amazingly enough - I could not possibly care less.

If you don't think you can be as great as Rush, then why get up in the morning?

I think I will from here on rename you as old, fat, and bitter. I truly pity your existence.
 
Dear rainjackofalltrades,

Iz yew shure yew ain't one them lil fellers who done pooped hiz britches in first grade and sat thare all day cuz he wuz too embarrassed to git up and tell hiz teecher that he done had a pantload? I mean, that wud scar a lil feller.
 
oldfat&bald":2kv9r3fp said:
rainjacktx":2kv9r3fp said:
I'll never need to go to a pharmacy to fill a Cialis prescription

I bet that's right. And, that's not necessarily a sign that all the "low hanging fruit" is in working order. :-)

Yet another person more concerned about my fruit than their own. Did you guys go to a seminar or something?
 
Goob":2z5ud539 said:
Dear rainjackofalltrades,

Iz yew shure yew ain't one them lil fellers who done pooped hiz britches in first grade and sat thare all day cuz he wuz too embarrassed to git up and tell hiz teecher that he done had a pantload? I mean, that wud scar a lil feller.

Matter of fact, peanut boy - I never attended first grade. Try again.
 
rainjacktx":1hxb8ka4 said:
Goob":1hxb8ka4 said:
Dear rainjackofalltrades,

Iz yew shure yew ain't one them lil fellers who done pooped hiz britches in first grade and sat thare all day cuz he wuz too embarrassed to git up and tell hiz teecher that he done had a pantload? I mean, that wud scar a lil feller.

Matter of fact, peanut boy - I never attended first grade. Try again.
Did you attend any grade?
 
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