About my friend GOOB

[donhardin]

Ellis Crossing is plum lip full of fame
Cause of one guy, Goob is his name
People say he is crazy but it isn’t true
He is completely off the meter when it comes to IQ!

Three things he says about His lovely bride who is quite a sight
She’s redheaded, of Irish descent, and leads with her right
He has one good leg the other is a boat oar
His idea of fine shopping is found at his favorite bait store.

His post on sixmanfootball.com sometimes is hard to understand
When you get good at reading it you have become a Goob’s man.
He speaks of family from time to time and it is all in fun
My favorite is the chronic bedwetter that iz his sister/second cousin's first son.

Don Hardin
Abilene

 

[justobserving]

Don - Is Goob and that thar guy from Knox City brothers - kuzins - phauther and sun or awl of thim ?

Goob waznt 'round when I wuz hear bephour ..

 

[CowboyP]

I have to say that Goob is a purty smart feller. He's just a tad unedicated.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I have to say that Goob is a purty smart feller. He's just a tad unedicated.

he may not be edikated but he has etiquette.

 

[51eleven]

I have to admit I admire Goob's way with werds. But I do wonder if he really survives on home brewed evercleer & carp or if that's just a rumor he started a pullin' our leg's. JO, Goob's always posting about Richland Springs & the Colorado river & Bradychelle (Rochelle - he beleives they recruit from Brady) in season so I think he's from around there. He doesn't post much in the off season. If it turns out you don't like him don't be too hard on him, he's one of Granger's bud's. Cowboy P I'm slightly dyslexic on rare occasions, I first thought you said he's a purty fart smeller.

 

[Goob]

Dear Don,

Yew made me laugh outloud. That iz the first poem ever writ bout me that the language cud be used in public.

 

[Goob]

Dear jo,

Iz yew the feller who used to close all yur posts with the sayin':

Everbody iz a 400 meter runner till he done proves utherwize.

I cudn't agree more. In fact, all them races under a lap iz a field event with the exception of them 300 hurdles.

 

[Goob]

Dear 51feller,

Jest fer clarification, Ellis Crossing iz on the San Saba river. It cuts rite through the county. The Colorado river bed (cuz thare ain't no water in it) iz the northwest to southeast boundary of the county and heps to separate uz from them pekkerwoods in Mills and Brown counties. As fer Bradychelle recruitin' I don't blame them a bit--it heps keep the skool open.

 

[justobserving]

Dear jo,

Iz yew the feller who used to close all yur posts with the sayin':

Everbody iz a 400 meter runner till he done proves utherwize.

I cudn't agree more. In fact, all them races under a lap iz a field event with the exception of them 300 hurdles.

Yep !! That iz me.... Can't make the signature thing work anymore.... have emailed Corn Cob Hat about it but haven't gotten a response.... It'll get fixed when it gets fixed I guess...

 

[Blue Bird]

Goob, Since the sixman from Savannah more or less pushed you out of the closet, and you have been answering questions without being too vague. Was your major Psycology or Theology? And how high of a degree do you have?

I did not realize Ellis Crossing was on the San Saba. No wonder you were able to use the boat oar for a leg, you really didn't need it for any thing else!

 

[Goob]

Dear Birdman,

Well, it wernt ole Paula Deen that done tole the world who I wuz. That wuz done a coupla years fore he ever wuz on here. In fact, it wuz the day of the State Champeeonchip game in 07 by a feller named pickles. All Paula did wuz git a lil info from an old classmate and thought he had done become Dan Rather. As fer degrees, well, the only one I got iz a post hole digger degree.

 

[CowboyP]

Now Goob, don't you be lying to these folks. You know you have a degree in everclear drinkin.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Now Goob, don't you be lying to these folks. You know you have a degree in everclear drinkin.

P ost
h ole
D igger

Known in the engineering world as Piled higher and Deeper

 

[justobserving]

Now Goob, don't you be lying to these folks. You know you have a degree in everclear drinkin.

P ost
h ole
D igger

Known in the engineering world as Piled higher and Deeper

Just beat me to it Bearkat ...... Geeeeeeezzzzzzz !!

 

[Old Bearkat]

Now Goob, don't you be lying to these folks. You know you have a degree in everclear drinkin.

P ost
h ole
D igger

Known in the engineering world as Piled higher and Deeper

Just beat me to it Bearkat ...... Geeeeeeezzzzzzz !!

 

[justobserving]

Hey Bearkat - what ever posessed you to use a Gorn as your avatar? I am a big Star Trek fan but I think that the "Arena" may have been one of the weakest episodes. Really bad makeup and the Metrons looked like anorexic sissy angels. I remember so clearly Spock saying to McCoy as Kirk realizes what he has around him and starts to build his make shift cannon and McCoy inquiring if he can get it built - "If he has the time, doctor. If he has the time."

Worst fight scene of all time.....LOL

 

[Old Bearkat]

I agree, but it was a cool looking avatar.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Things are starting to liven up on the boards. Glad to have insights from the sage of Ellis Crossing gracing us again.

 

[Goob]

Dear smokey,

That iz kind of yew. I iz glad to be back. I have jest had a burnout of all thangs media of late. Even watchin' the news iz like stickin' a toothpick in yur eye. I heard a feller say that whut goes fer news theze days iz not much more than gossip. I think he iz rite. Thank the good Lord fer football. Thare iz sumthin magical bout fridie nites. It iz like bein' at home with all yur kin at Thanksgivin' (even givin' a pass to yur strange uncle who breaks wind durin' the sayin' of grace and who's alot like the jazzonkeys who shout out the stupidest dang stuff yew have ever heard durin' the game, but yew love them anywayz cuz they iz part of yew). Hells bells, the nephew's wedding has done turned me into a gurl.

 

[wildwood]

Hey Goob, good to see you back on. I hope to see you at some games this year. You know I am kinda getting used to this retirement gig. Between fishing golf and football it is kinda fun. See you friday!!!