MelaniB
11-man fan
Father God thank you for the rain.
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?”
He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a ‘recreational area’ so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.
And I’m sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.
MelaniB":iqpu82ix said:LOL Bearkat, this is nearly a true story. My sister had horny toads in her back yard and couldn't mow the yard. If the Environmentalist find out you have endangered birds or animals. Forget you own the land. Although I do feel sorry for the woman skimming the tree downward. Painful.
freeagent":1ay8xbic said:MelaniB":1ay8xbic said:LOL Bearkat, this is nearly a true story. My sister had horny toads in her back yard and couldn't mow the yard. If the Environmentalist find out you have endangered birds or animals. Forget you own the land. Although I do feel sorry for the woman skimming the tree downward. Painful.
The proper response in those cases is "kill the varmits, bury them deep and keep your mouth shut."