WARNING!DANGER!WARNING

[CowboyP]

Ofb, remember to tell her this entire thread was hornkeeper's idea.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Or we could get Rainjack to intercede........or Goob.

Geeeeez Smokey, you have been so helpful all night.

 

[oldfat&bald]

If we could get Goob started, and to post a lot, maybe she'll be too confused to kill me?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc........ is she home yet?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I forgot the laugh: Muahahahaaaaahhh, Muahahahaaaaahhh, Muahahahaaaaahhh

 

[smokeyjoe53]

excuse me while I bloat my post count with inanity.

 

[rainjacktx]

The good news: No alimony in Texas.

The bad: It's still a community property state.

I wonder if you'll get credit for your wife taking all your hair, OFB. You may be getting an entirely new head of hair if your lawyer is worth his salt.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'm gonna laugh so hard if you are reading this with a gunshot wound, or maybe a butcher knife protruding from your chest.

You're still going to be crying when Valley gets beat in the semis Rainman.

 

[oldfat&bald]

The good news: No alimony in Texas.

The bad: It's still a community property state.

I wonder if you'll get credit for your wife taking all your hair, OFB. You may be getting an entirely new head of hair if your lawyer is worth his salt.

Soon after we married, she said she won't ever divorce me. She said I'd better behave though, she would have no problem with killing me.

 

[51eleven]

OFB don't start talkin' about football on this thread. You started it on a different subject. You can't divert her now. How is that girlfriend of your's so innocent if she's a football mom talkin about necklaces made of mountain oysters.

 

[CowboyP]

Sounds like you may be in trouble. Goob said he's busy.

 

[SimplyPut]

OFB, you done snuck off and posted about a football game. I agree BTW. Should be a good one. You guys and gal are great by the way. You, Smokey, Cowboy, OBK, and your new east texas friend are good for this site. Teaching me to lighten up as well, and for that I thank you. Keep it up! If you survive I mean.

 

[CowboyP]

Ofb, I'm curious. Has she gelded you yet?

 

[51eleven]

Don't worry, she's not after your job or anything.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog ... ool-wp6626

 

[oldfat&bald]

Well, she came in and went straight to bed. If she's read this thread, she's a better actress than I give her credit for. Then again, I know she can be pretty cold blooded. I'm going to bed now. I hope I wake up intact in the morning. Heck, I just hope I wake up.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Be sure to scan the bed with your metal detector.

 

[CowboyP]

OFB, you done snuck off and posted about a football game. I agree BTW. Should be a good one. You guys and gal are great by the way. You, Smokey, Cowboy, OBK, and your new east texas friend are good for this site. Teaching me to lighten up as well, and for that I thank you. Keep it up! If you survive I mean.

I appreciate the kind words & look forward to arguing with you later.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

OFB, you done snuck off and posted about a football game. I agree BTW. Should be a good one. You guys and gal are great by the way. You, Smokey, Cowboy, OBK, and your new east texas friend are good for this site. Teaching me to lighten up as well, and for that I thank you. Keep it up! If you survive I mean.

Well thanks. It's nice to have your talents recognized. Sick, but nice.

 

[oldfat&bald]

OFB, you done snuck off and posted about a football game. I agree BTW. Should be a good one. You guys and gal are great by the way. You, Smokey, Cowboy, OBK, and your new east texas friend are good for this site. Teaching me to lighten up as well, and for that I thank you. Keep it up! If you survive I mean.

Well thanks. It's nice to have your talents recognized. Sick, but nice.

Talents? I thought we were just a bunch of smart-aleks.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Thought you were going to bed? whatsamatta, can't find the metal detector?