WARNING!DANGER!WARNING

[smokeyjoe53]

As the late, great Hank Williams Sr sang "Move over little dog cause the big dogs movin' in"
OFB, Might I suggest Nair?

 

[oldfat&bald]

Lord I hope she's laughing as much as I am at this thread.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

When the Mrs gets through with him he may need that necklace himself.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'm innocent....

A little help? Please? For me, not them.

I've never had a man beg for my help before, how can I resist.
How can I help?

Suggestions for cheap gifts I can get her to help me to get out of trouble?

I have a used testicle necklace I'll sell ya pretty cheap.

I'm afraid she's going to make one of her own.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Rutrow, I see "Catwild" has joined the festivities.

 

[CowboyP]

I have a used testicle necklace I'll sell ya pretty cheap.

I don't think that's going to be much comfort to him.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Rutrow, I see "Catwild" has joined the festivities.

It's the guests that have me worried.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Maybe that wasn't her........ OFB whats the name of the Newspaper up there? I want to check the obits tomorrow.

 

[Shad Kline]

I'm innocent....

A little help? Please? For me, not them.

I've never had a man beg for my help before, how can I resist.
How can I help?

Suggestions for cheap gifts I can get her to help me to get out of trouble?

A 12 pack of razors? And some hedge clippers?

 

[6manfootballmom]

I'm innocent....

A little help? Please? For me, not them.

I've never had a man beg for my help before, how can I resist.
How can I help?

Suggestions for cheap gifts I can get her to help me to get out of trouble?

Take her out for a nice little romantic supper and then go watch the movie Courageous.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Or you could go to Taco Bell and rent "Who Killed Roger Rabbit?"

 

[CowboyP]

Ofb, don't do anything out of the ordinary, & don't show fear - they can smell fear.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Don't listen to Cowboy; throw yourself at her feet and beg for forgiveness of all sins past, present and future.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I;m starting to get a little worried....anybody got a scanner tuned to West Texas Freq's? Heard any calls for a coroner? A Domestic Dispute? Nuclear Accident?

 

[CowboyP]

I haven't heard from him. I'll report him missing at 7:00am if he hasn't made contact.

 

[oldfat&bald]

She's about 15 minutes from home. I talked to her on the phone, I can tell she hasn't read this thread yet. The pre-emptive a$$ kissing seems to have had some good effect. If you don't hear from me the rest of this week, call the proper authorities, PLEASE.

 

[oldfat&bald]

The proper authorities would be a division of Marines and all the damn SEALS.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Or we could get Rainjack to intercede........or Goob.

 

[rainjacktx]

She's about 15 minutes from home. I talked to her on the phone, I can tell she hasn't read this thread yet. The pre-emptive a$$ kissing seems to have had some good effect. If you don't hear from me the rest of this week, call the proper authorities, PLEASE.

I'm gonna laugh so hard if you are reading this with a gunshot wound, or maybe a butcher knife protruding from your chest.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

In lieu of Doggy, who does it so well, Muahahahaaaaahhh