WARNING!DANGER!WARNING

[CowboyP]

Oops

 

[Dogface]

I think she's hot!!!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Doggy you thought Marjorie Main was hot.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

That is not to say Mrs. OFB resembles in any way Marjorie Main............

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I'm gonna shut up now. I can get into enough trouble with my own wife, I sure don't need to make somebody else's mad.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Just off the phone with my insurance agent. Life policy has been canceled. No use in making it look like an accident now. I may be safe for the next 10 years until the youngest graduates.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!
CowboyP just sent this Pic he snapped while visiting the beaches of the Beautiful South Plains of West Texas near Lamesa. He indicated this young lady was in the company of an Old, Fat, Bald Man.

 

[oldfat&bald]

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!
CowboyP just sent this Pic he snapped while visiting the beaches of the Beautiful South Plains of West Texas near Lamesa. He indicated this young lady was in the company of an Old, Fat, Bald Man.

I just hope she saves killing me for last. It's going to be fun watching kill y'all.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

By the way OFB, If you look in the dictionary for "hirsute", that picture is listed as the first definition.

 

[CowboyP]

I have a knack for disappearing when it's in my best interest. I will continue to post but I intend to regularly change my location.

 

[6manfootballmom]

I'm innocent....

 

[oldfat&bald]

I think she's hot!!!

Doggy,You're going to be the only survivor. If she hasn't read any other threads.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'm innocent....

A little help? Please? For me, not them.

 

[CowboyP]

I'm innocent....

Mom, are you dodging lightening bolts yet?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I'm innocent....

You may be an angel, but you ain't innocent after following this bunch around the boards.

 

[6manfootballmom]

I'm innocent....

A little help? Please? For me, not them.

I've never had a man beg for my help before, how can I resist.
How can I help?

 

[6manfootballmom]

I'm innocent....

Mom, are you dodging lightening bolts yet?

Nope....Jesus loves me

 

[oldfat&bald]

Pssst. I'm hiding in the backyard up in the doghouse. Would some one bring me something to eat tomorrow night.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'm innocent....

A little help? Please? For me, not them.

I've never had a man beg for my help before, how can I resist.
How can I help?

Suggestions for cheap gifts I can get her to help me to get out of trouble?

 

[6manfootballmom]

I'm innocent....

A little help? Please? For me, not them.

I've never had a man beg for my help before, how can I resist.
How can I help?

Suggestions for cheap gifts I can get her to help me to get out of trouble?

I have a used testicle necklace I'll sell ya pretty cheap.