The big C - a nightmare in the making.

Old Bearkat":200opiwz said:
CowboyP":200opiwz said:
PopeBurford":200opiwz said:
CowboyP":200opiwz said:
With age comes wisdom. Isn't that right Enlightened One?
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NOPE... just a wide variety of sundry parts that don't work as well as they use to
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I'm only 39 and I'm already having that problem.
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All of us eventually pay the price for our youthful follies.....
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Calling them "follies" is an understatement...
 
You got a count-down clock next to your computer? Mebbe it was an upgrade on your feeding tube assembly? Is your team-pickin' machiine fine tuned and ready to forecast the next 6-man football state champ? Did you have a nice visit with your mother? Do you need a visit from Bella and Sarah now to ramp up your immune system? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
Sissylue":1f6ejcq5 said:
You got a count-down clock next to your computer? Mebbe it was an upgrade on your feeding tube assembly? Is your team-pickin' machiine fine tuned and ready to forecast the next 6-man football state champ? Did you have a nice visit with your mother? Do you need a visit from Bella and Sarah now to ramp up your immune system? Inquiring minds want to know.
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I has decided any visit that lasts over an hour had best involve naked women not of the related to me kind. Pretty much other than that I think we can pretty much say what needs to be said in under an hour.
 
The first question my dad would ask when my sister and her thundering herd arrived for a visit would always be ,"How long are you staying?".
He didn't mean it the way it sounded, but it developed into a standing joke.
 
fajitapete":a2h6ezmv said:
I has decided any visit that lasts over an hour had best involve naked women not of the related to me kind. our.
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If you get straight to business, the visits from the unrelated nekkid women probably won't last much more than 10 minutes.
 
oldfat&bald":11767zq7 said:
fajitapete":11767zq7 said:
I has decided any visit that lasts over an hour had best involve naked women not of the related to me kind. our.
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If you get straight to business, the visits from the unrelated nekkid women probably won't last much more than 10 minutes.
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HA!
I don't care who you are
that thar is funny!
 
oldfat&bald":95bzjxow said:
fajitapete":95bzjxow said:
I has decided any visit that lasts over an hour had best involve naked women not of the related to me kind. our.
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If you get straight to business, the visits from the unrelated nekkid women probably won't last much more than 10 minutes.
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The eternal optimist. I assume he is being visited by 10 nekkid women.........................
 
smokeyjoe53":taxqjk1x said:
oldfat&bald":taxqjk1x said:
fajitapete":taxqjk1x said:
I has decided any visit that lasts over an hour had best involve naked women not of the related to me kind. our.
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If you get straight to business, the visits from the unrelated nekkid women probably won't last much more than 10 minutes.
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The eternal optimist. I assume he is being visited by 10 nekkid women.........................
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He gave 4 minutes for undressing and 5 minutes for redressing.
 
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