One-Liners

[1987]

I know yall will have a field day with this pic.
I'll go first.
Obama: I know it will hurt, I just dont want them to see it coming.

 

[Dogface]

O'bama: I bet I can do 3 sets of 10 with that weight!

 

[markf]

O'bama: Reckon what we could get at the scrap yard for this.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

You know I could really screw the Republicans with this..................................

 

[CowboyP]

Obama: make it bigger! I want to screw every at once!

 

[markf]

Obama:,,Think i could trade this for some cigarettes

 

[Dogface]

"Hey watch me...oh...never mind."

 

[freeagent]

You know I could really screw the Republicans with this..................................

Heck, we'll screw the entire country!

 

[Dogface]

You know I could really screw the Republicans with this..................................

Heck, we'll screw the entire country!

"With this I could be King of the World!!!!!!!!"

 

[Dogface]

But...how do we lube this puppy up?

 

[CowboyP]

But...how do we lube this puppy up?

Use pork fat...

 

[Dogface]

Just imagine,
if my weightroom was this big and shiny,
I'd be the envy of all my presidential buddies.

 

[dawgfan23]

Obama: You say they use this for drilling stuff! What stuff are you talking about?

 

[CowboyP]

Obama: You say they use this for drilling stuff! What stuff are you talking about?

You can do better than that. Give it another try!

 

[Dogface]

(This is not about a liner,
but, I thought the picture was a screw from an extruder.
Doesn't look stout enough for ground drilling?)

 

[dawgfan23]

Well I was refering to oil and the lack of drilling for it.