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[smokeyjoe53]

One of our prerequisites is having ADD.

 

[CowboyP]

I resemble that remark!

 

[oldfat&bald]

Is that the best you got? Working is slowing you down. You need to get your priorities straight. Post first, work when the board is slow.

Horny Boy is new, I didn't want to call him an east Texas weenie yet.

 

[oldfat&bald]

One of our prerequisites is having ADD.

I don't have ADD, but I can't pay attention for ca-ca.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I read the first page and the last page on these long ones, so I bow to the hard core who can take a simple question and turn it into an 8 page thread. They are going to do a bud light jingle for you guys.

Hey, this beats decrying the fall of western civilization due to what some idiots in O'Donnell may or may not have done.

 

[CowboyP]

If he only read the first & last pages, he missed all the good stuff about inbred east Texas folks.
That reminds me. I talked to a man today that said there is a town in east Texas that was recruiting families. They wanted some fresh blood in the area. All the babies were being born with 6 fingers, webbed feet, & no knees.

 

[6manfootballmom]

If he only read the first & last pages, he missed all the good stuff about inbred east Texas folks.
That reminds me. I talked to a man today that said there is a town in east Texas that was recruiting families. They wanted some fresh blood in the area. All the babies were being born with 6 fingers, webbed feet, & no knees.

You are so bad! I keep trying to tell you we don't marry family, that's Arkansas. That reminds me of a song, I AM MY OWN GRANDPA.
I got my husband just after he moved here from Houston. We've been together for nearly 29 years 25 of which we've been happily married, (the other 4, I was too young to get married).

 

[6manfootballmom]

He's OK. Be warned though you are limited to only a few serious posts each day.
Our Merry Little Band of Brothers & Sister (that's for you mom) are primarily interested in meaningless drivel and bloated post counts.

Thanks, I have always wanted older brothers.
I'm proud to be a part of this wild and crazy family.

 

[CowboyP]

I got my husband just after he moved here from Houston. We've been together for nearly 29 years 25 of which we've been happily married, (the other 4, I was too young to get married).

Congrats on finding a man you could put up with for that long!

 

[CowboyP]

Mom, we are very good at being bad - that's what makes us so much fun!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I got my husband just after he moved here from Houston. We've been together for nearly 29 years 25 of which we've been happily married, (the other 4, I was too young to get married).[/quote]
What did you use for bait?

 

[Shad Kline]

If he only read the first & last pages, he missed all the good stuff about inbred east Texas folks.
That reminds me. I talked to a man today that said there is a town in east Texas that was recruiting families. They wanted some fresh blood in the area. All the babies were being born with 6 fingers, webbed feet, & no knees.

Sign em up, they can be in charge of making sure the right number players are on the field!

 

[6manfootballmom]

Well, that is top secret...you know a good fisherman/woman never tells what they use for bait.

 

[CowboyP]

Well, that is top secret...you know a good fisherman/woman never tells what they use for bait.

Awe mom, you can tell us. We is family.

 

[Dogface]

At first glance,
I thought Smoky said
"What did you use?
A bat?"

 

[CowboyP]

At first glance,
I thought Smoky said
"What did you use?
A bat?"

That could be why she won't tell.

 

[CowboyP]

Where did everybody go?

 

[Old Bearkat]

I interrupt this thread for some unvarnished cuteness.....

 

[Dogface]

Man,
you mus be some kind of computer genius.
I can't even post an avatar.

So,
what you're really saying is,
all the puppies out front
are the public school puppies.
And all the puppies
that don't ever catch up
are the private school puppies,
waiting around for the independent playoffs?

Did I get it?

 

[6manfootballmom]

At first glance,
I thought Smoky said
"What did you use?
A bat?"

That could be why she won't tell.

Ok, don't laugh....2 friends and I liked him, so we write him a note asking him which one he liked and it turned out to be me and we have been together ever since. No bat needed, haha.