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[Cardinal Dad]

Is the reel mower working well? Doesn't 0 turn mean no turn? I need to try me some of that carp soup. Do you eat what you shoot?

This guy may be alright....

I tried to tell y'all that I am an all star but nobody wanted to see my credentials.

 

[CowboyP]

Is the reel mower working well? Doesn't 0 turn mean no turn? I need to try me some of that carp soup. Do you eat what you shoot?

This guy may be alright....

I tried to tell y'all that I am an all star but nobody wanted to see my credentials.

Are credentials the papers they give you when they let you out of the padded room? If so, I have lots of them!

 

[Cardinal Dad]

Speaking of a padded room-

If you were locked in a solid steel room with no windows or doors and all you had was a desk and a chainsaw - how would you get out?

 

[CowboyP]

Speaking of a padded room-

If you were locked in a solid steel room with no windows or doors and all you had was a desk and a chainsaw - how would you get out?

If there are no windows or doors, how did I get in, and what is locked?

 

[westexasflats]

Whata you mean if

 

[Cardinal Dad]

Speaking of a padded room-

If you were locked in a solid steel room with no windows or doors and all you had was a desk and a chainsaw - how would you get out?

If there are no windows or doors, how did I get in, and what is locked?

The damn magic fairy that put you inside is outside. I was trying for clarity but got derailed by technicalities.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Is the reel mower working well? Doesn't 0 turn mean no turn? I need to try me some of that carp soup. Do you eat what you shoot?

I don't care for skunk ............

 

[westexasflats]

Speakin of huntin,,,anybody been huntin? I been huntin for a good carp salad recipe.

Some people like to bake the carp then flake it but I prefer to pressure cook it. It maintains it's oiliness and flavor. I usually just put whatever I have on hand in the salad but mainly include onion, eggs, dill pickle relish, Miracle Whip and minced garlic............. sometimes I add crushed red pepper, worcestshire saucen etc............

Smokey you forgot to tell him to marinate your carp overnite in 1 part evercleer and 1 part diesel
Dadgummit Goob come clean on that recipe

 

[Old Bearkat]

When did we start chasing squirrels off of cliffs with a lawnmower?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... FDIL7ggqTo

 

[Little Doc]

Where is Goob?

 

[TexianDoc]

I was going to put this under TAPPS D-1...then figured some might not appreciate it.

From the local story on Geneva's win over Emery-Weiner, Friday night:

"...at times, it looked like the Eagles had seen every play Emery-Weiner had run all year..."

This is one of those inside jokes: anyone on here who sees it and gets it will think it's funny. Other coaches and A-D's might infer its meaning and chuckle. Otherwise, I'm wasting bandwidth and time...but that's what "Newby," is for, right?!?

TexianDoc

 

[Cardinal Dad]

Is the reel mower working well? Doesn't 0 turn mean no turn? I need to try me some of that carp soup. Do you eat what you shoot?

I don't care for skunk ............

If you could ever get past the smell, do you think skunk would taste like chicken?

 

[Old Bearkat]

Doctors treating a teenage girl who had become unable to drink water without being sick were shocked to excavate a gigantic nine-pound hairball from inside her stomach.

Ayperi Alekseeva, 18, from Kyrgyzstan, suffered months of dehydration and malnourishment because she couldn’t eat or drink, and came close to death.

But when doctors in the capital city of Bishkek cut open her stomach, they found a giant mass formed from years of eating her own hair and hair picked up from the floor.

 

[Old Bearkat]

If this does not kill this thread, nothing will........

 

[oldfat&bald]

It shall not die!!!!!!

 

[westexasflats]

If this does not kill this thread, nothing will........

Dang good try OBK, its got me off my feed
PS Smokey do you know Bobby Martinez the race hoss man? Just wondering

 

[CowboyP]

You gotta do better than that if you wanna kill this thread.

 

[Blue Bird]

That hairball is two ways to lose weight. Food for thought!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Is the reel mower working well? Doesn't 0 turn mean no turn? I need to try me some of that carp soup. Do you eat what you shoot?

I don't care for skunk ............

If you could ever get past the smell, do you think skunk would taste like chicken?

I hope not....... I really dont like dead chicken........
Flats are you talking about the Martinez down around Austin? Runs a lot of ponies in Louisiana?. Trained Coonascorona? ........ Never heard of him.............

 

[westexasflats]

Down 'bouts McDade me thinks, Oh well shoot Smokey i though you may have heard of old Bobby