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[oldfat&bald]

The last time I ate at a Red Lobster, I got food poisoning.

 

[CowboyP]

I'm glad I overpayed on taxes last year.

 

[oldfat&bald]

The last time I ate at a Red Lobster, I got food poisoning.

Maybe that's what she's hoping will happen to you?

 

[CowboyP]

The last time I ate at a Red Lobster, I got food poisoning.

I've tried to convince her the food there is poison, but she won't listen.

 

[CowboyP]

The last time I ate at a Red Lobster, I got food poisoning.

Maybe that's what she's hoping will happen to you?

Could be. She's been talking about getting life insurance on me....

 

[oldfat&bald]

The last time I ate at a Red Lobster, I got food poisoning.

Maybe that's what she's hoping will happen to you?

Could be. She's been talking about getting life insurance on me....

As long as she hasn't opened up a policy on you yet...........

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Are they allowed to write policies for $3.99?.................

 

[oldfat&bald]

Are they allowed to write policies for $3.99?.................

That's $3.75 more than he's worth.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I bet he's trying to find film for her digital camera...........

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Once in their lives, everybody should own a pet coon, bottle feed a kid goat and
go with Cowboy to a football game..................

 

[Shad Kline]

Once in their lives, everybody should own a pet coon, bottle feed a kid goat and
go with Cowboy to a football game..................

Well, I've never owned a pet coon, but I've covered the other 2.
We do have an operator at work who is often referred to as a pet coon.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Well you understand then............

 

[Dogface]

You can tell we aren't goal oriented. Just a few pages from the 500 mark and nobody is feeding the beast.

Actually,
we're jus so confident it's gonna happen
there's no need to scramble.

There's a new t-shirt out that I want.
It says WWBD.
jus sayin'.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Maybe we should all agree to do something special
when it hits 500............ maybe change our socks or underwear...........

 

[CowboyP]

I change my underwear and socks daily. Any other suggestions?

 

[Old Bearkat]

Hair transplant?

 

[Shad Kline]

Maybe we should all agree to do something special
when it hits 500............ maybe change our socks or underwear...........

Let's not get carried away. Maybe something less drastic.
Wait....... There you go, setting goals again.
I vow, that when we reach 500 pages, that I will do nothing.

 

[Shad Kline]

I can tell you from experience, as someone who is 6'4". If you are a tall feller, be VERY careful with the placement of the bottle when bottle feeding a kid goat.

 

[Dogface]

I change my underwear and socks daily. Any other suggestions?

Naturally,
I think we should do something to honor Bigfoot.
DUH.
But...
that's jus me.

BTW,
I had 3 kids give me Valentines gifts.
One was a huge cupcake with sprinkles.
Sprinkles I tell you!!!!
This should dispell the myth
that I'm loathed by all.
I have 3 fans!!
jus sayin'.

 

[cozmo cramer]

trapped my 1st ever squirrel this morning.......w/ a tie string and walnuts