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[smokeyjoe53]

Doggy's leg is probably twitching uncontrollably............

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Here I sit with my foot in the air listening to the gentle pitterpatter of rain while my foot throbs..........

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Could be worse.......... I could be a member of congress except for one glaring character defect.........I can't lie & keep a straight face................

 

[smokeyjoe53]

You snooze, you loose Doc..............

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Does a flash flood wear a raincoat like those flashers in NYC? Inquiring minds want to know........

 

[Old Bearkat]

Good Lord Smokey!! You are bored.......

 

[smokeyjoe53]

If ya'll see a mushroom cloud to the East around Cobbs Creek it's just Cowboy fixin' chili...................................

 

[smokeyjoe53]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/t...t-sea-serpent-found-off-California-coast.html

Cowboy is enroute with a filet knife, cornmeal, lard and cast iron skillet...........................

 

[Old Bearkat]

Been reading some really good books lately....

"Highways of Germany," by Otto Bahn.

"Grave Danger", by Dave Granger.

"Back to Basics", by Rudy Mentary

 

[Old Bearkat]

And this one for tool freaks....

"Spanners, Screwdrivers and Wrenches", by Allan Key

 

[Old Bearkat]

When the cops raided the strip joint, who did they arrest?
Every bawdy

 

[smokeyjoe53]

You were going good till that last one.....

 

[CowboyP]

If ya'll see a mushroom cloud to the East around Cobbs Creek it's just Cowboy fixin' chili...................................

Right now, Cobb creek is running bank full. There should be enough water to put out any fires my chili starts.

 

[CowboyP]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/t...t-sea-serpent-found-off-California-coast.html

Cowboy is enroute with a filet knife, cornmeal, lard and cast iron skillet...........................

wooohoooo! I could have fish fry of epic proportions!

 

[CowboyP]

This place is a little slow.

 

[CowboyP]

Where is Doggy? I just heard that Bigfoot is really a giant squirrel.

 

[CowboyP]

Smokey needs to sleep more his insomnia is making it hard for me to keep the top poster spot.

 

[CowboyP]

That old man is still 13 posts ahead of me.

 

[CowboyP]

The chili is almost ready.

 

[CowboyP]

I had to start using a metal spoon to stir it. The wood one caught fire....