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On a flight to Japan, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a business man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Well-dressed, tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
 
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Not that we set goals or anything, (being the slackers that we are ) but we are rapidly approaching 400 pages of this beast........... I keep expecting Jim Phelps to cause this to self destruct in 10 seconds.............
For all you children on here that is a reference to the old "Mission Impossible" TV series that was popular before many of you were born ....................
 
smokeyjoe53":1lznj3we said:
Not that we set goals or anything, (being the slackers that we are ) but we are rapidly approaching 400 pages of this beast........... I keep expecting Jim Phelps to cause this to self destruct in 10 seconds.............
For all you children on here that is a reference to the old "Mission Impossible" TV series that was popular before many of you were born ....................
How Grainger has allowed this abomination to exist this long is beyond me.
 
I find it more satisfying to set a goal, and then not make it. It helps me to re-ensure that I have not put too much effort into the task, therefore solidifying my much earned title of slacker extraordinaire!!!
 
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