Jest tryin' to share in the sufferin'

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Goob

Six-man fan
Yew knowd, I knowd thiz a feeble attempt, but I wuz thinikin' bout a way to try to identerfy with my friend, Faheeter. So I done decided to jump in and done do that P90X thing. Well, they done got three versions of the thing to choose from: Classic, Doubles (fer pekkerwoods without no sense) and Lean. Well, due to my current level of fitness (zombie-like without the looks or strength), I done created a new break yur body in so yew can done do thiz form of hell: Boat Oar version (aka Mild or Half Hindend). It done keeps yew from havin' a heart attack as yew iz attemptin' to do sumthin' to keep yew from eventually havin' a heart attack. I done cramped up in the warm up. I also found out that yew don't have to do drugs to see colors. Well, I will done keep yew posted on my progress. Look out, I done plan to carve a six-pack on the ole boat oar. Until then, I will jest hang a six-pack over the ole boat oar.

PS--My ears iz still ringin'
 
In fact, I done think I pulled a nipple on one of them pullups or pushups. I have done hurt in bout ever place yew can hurt, but thiz iz a first. I guess Tony Horton done gave me a tittytwister.
 
Correction: Thiz iz the first time I have ever done hurt in a nipple without a tittytwister bein' involved. Yew know, when sum sadistic feller in hi skool done runs by in the hall and grabs ahold of yur nipple and keeps on runnin' down the hall while yew iz screamin' at the top of yur lungs, "That iz my titty yew iz a yankin' on", until some of the hide done comes off. Them iz good times, ain't they?
 
Friend of mine did the p90X workout for a week when he was 18. He could not walk for a week after he started and gave up.
 
Usually, I have something smarta$$ to add to these discussions. I'm at a loss for words on this one. Pass the evercleer this way. Just don't give me any of them funny little weeds Goob has got growing in his yard. I don't think I can handle his tales of P90X with that going through my system.
 
Actually,
I began wondering
if Goob's subscribing to my exercise DVD philosophy
would be a help or a hindrance?
jus sayin'.
 
This could have the makings of a biggest loser (and I mean in weight) challange. haha..... how many days till first HS game?
 
Fajitas sizing down to fighting weight his ownself. Could make cruiserweight if he wanted (14 stone and 4 pounds). I think he is attributing it to that liquid diet. I always thought he's pretty much been on a liquid diet most his adult life but this ones been mandated by the Doc. Just don't know if that liquid is Goob's everkleer or not.
 
Well, day 3 iz done in the books and I ain't expired yet. Now yew done gotz to understand that I iz only stickin' the edge of the boat oar in the water on thiz deal as I iz astartin' out. If I wuz to go full bore, I wud be full dead rite now. Not only iz I doin' thiz deal, but the ole gal I done run round with iz as well. She done said if I wuz goin' to be alookin' good thare wuz no way that she wudn't gonna be alookin' good. Well, I guess yew done gotz to believe in miracles.
 
Goob":2ewba18q said:
Well, day 3 iz done in the books and I ain't expired yet. Now yew done gotz to understand that I iz only stickin' the edge of the boat oar in the water on thiz deal as I iz astartin' out. If I wuz to go full bore, I wud be full dead rite now. Not only iz I doin' thiz deal, but the ole gal I done run round with iz as well. She done said if I wuz goin' to be alookin' good thare wuz no way that she wudn't gonna be alookin' good. Well, I guess yew done gotz to believe in miracles.
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If you still have the same gal I saw you with, it'll take a miracle to make her look good!
 
Well, we iz working out down by the tabbernikkel in the middle of town. It done brings out quite a crowd. We may done have the makings of a brand new reality show.
 
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