Reading about the Dublin deal made me think of a couple of Dr. Pepper related things from my high school days, long, long ago.
First we had a Dr. Pepper machine in our gym that had the temperature set so that when you bought one and opened it, inside the bottle would frost up just enough to still allow you to drink it. After basketball practice it was so good I can almost still taste it.
Then there was a Dr. Pepper commercial where it is so hot a man just melts in the middle of the road and this little St. Bernard goes to his dad and says, "Papa, papa, come quickly, a human just melted." Naturally they find his mouth in the puddle and pour Dr. Pepper down him and revive him. The joke became when you would get so hot you couldn't hardly stand it you would say "A human just melted."
First we had a Dr. Pepper machine in our gym that had the temperature set so that when you bought one and opened it, inside the bottle would frost up just enough to still allow you to drink it. After basketball practice it was so good I can almost still taste it.
Then there was a Dr. Pepper commercial where it is so hot a man just melts in the middle of the road and this little St. Bernard goes to his dad and says, "Papa, papa, come quickly, a human just melted." Naturally they find his mouth in the puddle and pour Dr. Pepper down him and revive him. The joke became when you would get so hot you couldn't hardly stand it you would say "A human just melted."