When I was little my dad loaded shotgun shells. I learned how and just left the wad in, no bb shot. Would shoot my sister with them at range, as well as scare her.
Dad found out, I didn't know he did. One day in the barn, I hear him pump a shell in. Expecting a coon or skunk, I turned around. He was pointing AT ME. Needless to say I began sobbing, running, begging, everything. Then BOOM!!! I felt something hit me, and I hit the dirt, expecting blood, organs exposed, chipped bone, etc. I was screaming. Dad was laughing.
When I looked down, I had a red spot on stomach. And a plastic wad at my feet.
"Don't shoot your sister anymore. Because I don't want to have to put ya down next time." He said with laughter.
Now that was parenting.