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Roses iz red Violets iz bleu Yew only done hate Burkie Cuz hiz teams smoke yew

Whut I wud reely be skeered bout iz them14 private investeegators that iz working from early lite to sundown. I done hear thare iz some big names like Magnum, P.I., Mannix, Barnaby Jones, Cannon and even KC and the Sunshine Band.

Yew fellers can’t done compeet, so yew done just yell cheet, cheet, cheet.

Jest curious, how did Bluff Dale score 44?

Dear fitty-one11, Yew knowd, since they done fixed up my ticker I can only done have 1/2 the carp, only done smell the cork on the cleer…but Mrs. Goob #7 is a young blond. Come to think bout it, that mite done be why I needed the heart surgery.

Did yew done bang yur head against the Thurber Smokestack when yew done lost Chaka Khan?

I been atryin’ to figger out why ol Gabby wud done bolt to the Tribe of Benjamin. I mean, it can’t done be that he done wanted to hang out with Mongo. I done got a theory, but whut do yew all done think bout it?

Yew fellers git all fired up. I done can’t do that no more. If I done do my ticker will done explode. I iz atryin’ to be more genteel and refined.

Yew knowd, I wuz wonderin bout ol Burkie’s record at Richland. So I done asked a feller who wud done knowd. And here it iz: Overall RS record.............. 231- 13 Reg. season record........... 167 - 4 Playoff record .................. 64 - 9 Home record ..................... 105-1...

Awww, fellers, I wuz jest tryin’ to have a lil fun. Ain’t nuthin serious about it. Yew see, about ten weeks ago they done cracked me open in the middle of the chest and yanked some hose from my left leg and the uther side of my chest and replumbed my ticker. No pun intended, but it ain’t fer the...

I done wonder why Mongo felt he done needed Gabby when he had Tippy Toes. TT iz the greatest coachin’ jeenus thare iz…and he iz young, young, young. If Mongo and Gabby iz smart they will done listen to Tippy Toes. Or at least let him done call the plays. He iz prolly already a better play caller...

Dear Chuy, Iz yew the feller that has all them restaurants? Iz thare 38 of them? How duz yew make that green sauce? I really done like it.

Jest how duz RS fund all of thiz. Well, itz them Lost San Saba Mines (yew can look it up). It ain’t jest legend, it iz reel…and it has done been found! But it ain’t no gold or silver…it iz uranium. And we iz done sellin’ to the highest bidder…Putin, Chiner, it don’t done matter. We done got...

Yew knowd, I done think thiz hot weather has everbody a lil riled up.

One thing iz fer sure: RS iz better than Water Valley