What Now?

[MelaniB]

Smokey do you feel an itch?????

 

[MelaniB]

Got a question for you ELITES to answer. Some kids bought a truck that drives 80 miles past my house 4 times a day. They have the loud muffler on it. They are driving me nuts. What would you do if this was going on next to your house everyday?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I don't like spiders & snakes..............

 

[MelaniB]

One is gonna get you Smokey....not a snake, a Spider

 

[MelaniB]

Pearl can't even help you from stopping the spider!!!!

 

[MelaniB]

Since Cowboy sits on the Big Machinery all day I know where I'd like the spider to get him.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Got a question for you ELITES to answer. Some kids bought a truck that drives 80 miles past my house 4 times a day. They have the loud muffler on it. They are driving me nuts. What would you do if this was going on next to your house everyday?

CHOOT 'EM.

 

[MelaniB]

Hi there sweet OFB I'm so glad you gave me an answer on the little hot rodders. I can't choot em because they're kids. They need a good ole barn whooping. Is over 20 years a kid? lol. I'm thinking about buying them a bag of candy and asking them please to stop because they're on my last nerve besides Cowboy.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Doc WeeWee lives on everyone's last nerve.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Doc WeeWee lives on everyone's last nerve.

Matter of fact, he could be someone's mother in law.

 

[MelaniB]

I hope Doc Wee Wee isn't anyone's mother in law. Where did he get Doc (Wee Wee) from?

 

[westexasflats]

At 80 you gotta lead 'em to Choot 'em.

 

[MelaniB]

Westexas I've missed you. I think I'll lead them with a bag of Candy then Choot em. Hummmm I better look up choot. You elites catch me all the time like Mr Smokey saying Cowboy was mean . But I never know about Smokey, hummmmm he does fool me sometime. All of you Elites are a tight circle.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Spike strips.......

 

[MelaniB]

Smokey I wish I had some. All I would have to do is sneak out there now and spread them out and they would think the POlice did it. See I said you were smart in the post above. Now what does Choot em mean?

 

[oldfat&bald]

All of you Elites are a tight circle.

Is that a nice way of calling us a bunch of rectums?

 

[oldfat&bald]

Now what does Choot em mean?

What?!? You've never watched the coon a$$ alligator hunters on the History Channel?

 

[MelaniB]

Yes but they're crazy OFB. I wouldn't be in that water at all, ever. It's plum yucky water and those guys aren't the type to hang out with. They would throw an alligator on you. When they choot em I'm never for sure if they're chooted.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Was yes the response to the first or the second of the two posts above?

 

[MelaniB]

I can't think OFB. Now I'm all confused. I'm not elite, ya'll are and I don't like to think. It gives me a headache. NO I wouldn't dare to trample on the tight circle post. I would be hung out to dry. I don't know how I missed that post. Oh my gosh.