I, for one, am very excited about this new alignment! The good folks of Pawnee have undoubtedly heard of TheWesp! I will be in contact shortly!
Sorry for the absent presence lately, I’ve interviewing for jobs all over the state these past few weeks. Fingers crossed on this high profile premier job that I feel very confident about! I can’t really say the name here, but let’s just say it starts with saint j-! You can fill in the blanks!
I’ve had several coaches reaching out since alignment came out! Coach Lee is apparently very worried about the new region that they’re in! As they should be! Kopperl is a true sleeper now in that region, and Strawn will really struggle with the speed of Woodson!
Coach Reid has tried calling from a private number a few times, but I know it’s you coach Reid! I’m not helping you cheating tinyhorns! Gordon will really struggle being in a tough region with Prairie Lea and even district with Ranger! That team graduated almost every starter last year, so it’s time to see if Coach Reid can really coach up these guys!
I figured I’d give my d1 region picks early this season, so we can come back to this post and prove just how knowledgeable I am!
Region 1: give me Garden City. Coach Jones and I have been in close contact this summer, and let’s just say he’s got a few new tips that will put those Kats over the top!
Region 2: will go to Water Valley. Coach Matlock was bench pressing extra weight to get ready for them when he found out they were coming back to six man land!
Region 3: will be Abbot by a landslide! Coach Terry C might retire, but coach Bagdon and Union Hills graduated any good player they had! Abbott by 70. AGAIN!
Region 4: I’ll take May! TigerFan69 and I will celebrate on the field together when the tinyhorns of Gordan can’t get it done this year!
Should be a fun year!