Tales of a traveling man

fajitapete

Six-man fan
Double header in Blackwell, 4 hours from big D and two good games. But all good things must end, so at about 10:30 I headed back to Dallas. Went south on 70 then north east on 277.

Since I'm in my new truck I was keeping a watch out for Mr. whitetail as I don't have a brush guard on yet. Full moon so it's not to bad. 40 miles from Abilene I spy something low, large, hairy and black come charging out of the bar ditch. On the brakes, swerving to the right and almost miss it.

Almost, big ugly Russian boar, not a feral hog, a Russian boar. Bump, bump, at least I didn't straddle it but got it with both tires. It would have been cool if I had a klaxon going off and the MC1 screaming brace for impact! As it was, there was just me making comments on that hogs' parentage.

Well, got stopped to check for damage and at then realized that new truck didn't have a flashlight in it. then I realized that something was hissing at me. Turned out it wasn't Mr. Shakey Tail, but the left front tire. Yeppers, going flat from a big ole tusk in the sidewall. That's a 20" tire that's ruined.

Guess what, new truck and I haven't clue where the jack and tools are. But 30 minuets later I start the process of replacing the tire. FYI, lots of grass burrs in Runnels county.

All in all, not one of my better 6-man excursions. Now I'm headed to Springtown on the scooter for today's games. Wish me luck.
 
oldfat&bald":2ku3maoj said:
Them F@$%ing pigs are nothing but a nuisance. A tasty nuisance, when properly cooked,, but still a pain in the a$$.
Amen to that, but very fun to shoot as well
 
Being the sensitive, tree hugger, critter loving fellow that I am, was the little piggy damaged in any way? Does he need medical attention? You did call for an animal rescue unit didn't you?
 
Creature was severely injured and, knowing Pete, I’m sure he applied and emergency poultice in an attempt to cure the beast. Strange… I don’t remember any poultices smelling like hickory rub……
 
CowboyP":ltdad81z said:
How bad is the truck?

trucks ok, other than pulling to the left. I think rolled over his snout, Pulled out three pieces from the tire today, looks like an incisor from the lower jaw. biggest piece was about an inch long and maybe 5/8 inch thick, bu sharp edges.
 
fajitapete":1qvqck37 said:
CowboyP":1qvqck37 said:
How bad is the truck?

trucks ok, other than pulling to the left. I think rolled over his snout, Pulled out three pieces from the tire today, looks like an incisor from the lower jaw. biggest piece was about an inch long and maybe 5/8 inch thick, bu sharp edges.
At least your truck is fine.
 
My Brother-in-law from Oklahoma calls it a bar ditch, but he can't tell me why it's called that.
I think it's funny... maybe its where you end up after a few drinks from your favorite watering hole.
 
pojocrusader":1sz7dmvw said:
If it originated from oklahoma then your probably right...... BTW hello Mom weve officially been introduced.. Glad your feeling better

Hello Pojo, nice to meet you. Thanks, I'm glad lil Pojo is better.
 
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