Prayers needed

[mae08]

Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!

 

[CowboyP]

Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!

I'm not sure, but I bet a 6mm rock going through my willie will probably be about the same.

 

[51eleven]

Eat a spoon full of vasaline every 15 minutes till it passes. Chase it with a cold one and a pain pill on the hour. Call me in the morning.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

If he does that he ain't callin' anybody in the morning.

 

[51eleven]

C'mon PBCP/Nachocheese are essentially the same thing as the vasaline. Guess the vasaline is a little stickier & could stop a person up elsewhere, then again that might force liquid and the stone out the original exit source. Maybe I should study a little more before I take the MCAT.

 

[51eleven]

Do ya think maybe Goob put a curse on you? Wasn't he the 1st to call you Cowboy Tinkle? And your problem and that handle are kinda interrelated.

 

[mae08]

Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!

I'm not sure, but I bet a 6mm rock going through my willie will probably be about the same.

It does sound pretty painful. Hopefully you pass it soon

 

[oldfat&bald]

Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!

See what sort of treatment I get around here. There ain't no such thing as sympathy at my house.

 

[fajitapete]

Eat a spoon full of vasaline every 15 minutes till it passes. Chase it with a cold one and a pain pill on the hour. Call me in the morning.

who's the doctor here? Eating a spoonful every will guarantee something is going to be passing, I just don't want to be in the same room, hell I don't want to be in the same house.

 

[51eleven]

Not to kick a man when he's down or nuthin but think of this a learning experience.
Sort of a preview of the future - in reverse. If you live long enough you'll probably need a catheter someday. Course then you'll have a (possibly male) nurse puttin' it in for ya.

 

[mae08]

Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!

See what sort of treatment I get around here. There ain't no such thing as sympathy at my house.

I sympathized!! I said sorry, it's not my fault that men, mostly you, are such babies!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I have one word for you, "cystoscopy". If you guys havent had the dubious pleasure of experiencing this little Torqemadian medical procedure, you're extremely fortunate.

 

[CowboyP]

Ok, I'm not sure what I'm being punished for, but it must have been bad. My kidney started hurting again today. Then I passed a stone. Felt like a bowling ball being pushed through a McDonald's straw. I thought I was done, but my kidney is still hurting. Now I'm thinking there is another one. Will this ever end? Whoever has the voodoo doll needs to stop. Please?!?

 

[Dogface]

Ooooo...
what if it's a "Rain"man dance?
It is Oct. and all.

Did you happen to retrieve the rock that you passed?

 

[6manfootballmom]

Oh Cowboy, I hope you get to feeling better real soon.

 

[6manfootballmom]

Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!

Same here, only I had to have an emergency c-section, almost lost him.
Now he is my football player......and stubborn as the day is long.

 

[CowboyP]

Thanks mom. That was sweet of you.
Yes Dogbreath I did retrieve the rock. The doc wants to send it off to be analyzed, but I think I'll keep it to ward off evil spirits.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Thanks mom. That was sweet of you.
Yes Dogbreath I did retrieve the rock. The doc wants to send it off to be analyzed, but I think I'll keep it to ward off evil spirits.

Drinking evil spirits will do better to ward off future stones......

 

[oldfat&bald]

Thanks mom. That was sweet of you.
Yes Dogbreath I did retrieve the rock. The doc wants to send it off to be analyzed, but I think I'll keep it to ward off evil spirits.

Drinking evil spirits will do better to ward off future stones......

The preacher at one of the Baptist Churches lives down the street. Don't let him know that keeps kidney stones away. He'll be trying to visit me every evening.

 

[CowboyP]

ofb, you need regular visits from the preacher. We all know your soul is in trouble.