FalconFan11
11-man fan
I hope you and your daughter both have a speedy recovery! Sending prayers your way.
Prayers needed
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smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
I think you should make a necklace out of it. No bottle.
Dogface
Six-man fan
ROFL!!!smokeyjoe53":in981dwb said:Cowboy needs to change daughters name to Chloe
Dogface
Six-man fan
I guess I didn't get it.CowboyP":3kp7hyli said:
I thought it was out already.
Can't they go in and get it?
I KNEW you should'a ate more ketchup.
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
That was for you Doggy. Glad you caught it.
Dogface
Six-man fan
Sooo...
just how many parts can we
actually live without,
and still make it to Guru?
Just wondering.
just how many parts can we
actually live without,
and still make it to Guru?
Just wondering.
No dogbreath, it's still not out. Doc said it's gotta come out my peepee hole. I'm not liking that idea. If it doesn't pass by early next week, they will use ultrasound or laser to break it up.
My girl is still sore, but doing much better. She should be able to return to school Monday.
My girl is still sore, but doing much better. She should be able to return to school Monday.
PopeBurford
11-man fan
Hurry up and unload that boulder Dr. Tinkle. I feel for ya. went thru it myself and had me squalling like a sissy boy before they hit me with the feel good juice. Only thing that worried me later was doc said those that has... tend to have repeats. 8 yrs and no problems yet.
BTW. Bynum is a little bit of a mystery but I think they are underachievers... if they can put it together may give you guys a run for your money.
BTW. Bynum is a little bit of a mystery but I think they are underachievers... if they can put it together may give you guys a run for your money.
Dogface
Six-man fan
I'm going to attempt to tell a story that is funny (and weird, Imagine that)
but only now that I'm looking back on it.
My X-Not-quite-so-sweet had kids already
and had her own problems with delivery and all
so it would have been very risky
for us to try again so I got taken care of. (that guy operation)
Now, the painful/weird/funny
(only since I'm looking back on it)
part is,
I'm searching for words,
well let's just say that,
when we were together
and the part happens when we get done
(ok let's face it, I was done)
it felt like someone kicked me square in the jewels as hard as they could!!
I kid you not it was the most horrible mix of sweet/sour ever imagined.
I called the doc about it and he said so matter of factly,
"Ooops, I must have left a leak in there."
Musta left a leak?????????????????
(This was a long time ago so read a lot of cussing right here..#^@!$***^$#@@)
He said some of the materials
leaking around on the inside must be irritating me.
Irritating?!!??!!???!!??? was not the best description,
to me!!!!!!!!!!
Man, never felt anything even remotely similar since.
I wish I could say it only happened once
but
it took several months to stop/heal so....
Anyway,
Hope that's not too much info,
but I hope you laughed some
thinkin of me all coiled up in pain
right after...well..you know.
but only now that I'm looking back on it.
My X-Not-quite-so-sweet had kids already
and had her own problems with delivery and all
so it would have been very risky
for us to try again so I got taken care of. (that guy operation)
Now, the painful/weird/funny
(only since I'm looking back on it)
part is,
I'm searching for words,
well let's just say that,
when we were together
and the part happens when we get done
(ok let's face it, I was done)
it felt like someone kicked me square in the jewels as hard as they could!!
I kid you not it was the most horrible mix of sweet/sour ever imagined.
I called the doc about it and he said so matter of factly,
"Ooops, I must have left a leak in there."
Musta left a leak?????????????????
(This was a long time ago so read a lot of cussing right here..#^@!$***^$#@@)
He said some of the materials
leaking around on the inside must be irritating me.
Irritating?!!??!!???!!??? was not the best description,
to me!!!!!!!!!!
Man, never felt anything even remotely similar since.
I wish I could say it only happened once
but
it took several months to stop/heal so....
Anyway,
Hope that's not too much info,
but I hope you laughed some
thinkin of me all coiled up in pain
right after...well..you know.
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
PopeBurford":30wbkqua said:
When my Dad had one, the Dr. told him to drink at least one beer a day. It would keep his kidneys/bladder flushed and would help keep teh calcium concentrations down.
I follow that prescription religiously......
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
You might try one of those scorpion peppers topher sent you along with the beer. It might burn it out with no need for the ultrasonic blaster.
Dogface
Six-man fan
What could he drink
that would have a dialating effect on his,
ummm,
exit venturi?
And don't say Goobs evercleer.
I knew you were.
that would have a dialating effect on his,
ummm,
exit venturi?
And don't say Goobs evercleer.
I knew you were.
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
You need to make a tea out of the scorpion peppers. Then drink it and chase it with beer mixed with cranberry juice. Drink all of that then go get on a track loader and ride around for a few hours while drinking everclear.
That'll fix you right up. Tell your wifey to post when the services are, we'll send nice flowers.
That'll fix you right up. Tell your wifey to post when the services are, we'll send nice flowers.
