PETA asks Turkey, TX to change its name to Tofurky

51eleven":h8wi3jkz said:
Well there was this aggie with a light bulb....
And the one about the round room with a bathroom in the corner.
Several involving sheep.............
I've got a book somewhere.
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Used to have a boss, a UT grad, who had some of the greatest stories and jokes I usually couldn't tell in polite company.

But there was one about the small town boy who graduated from high school and headed off to Texas A&M, leaving his girlfriend behind. Every week, he'd write his girlfriend, and she'd reply, but after a few weeks, the letters from home stopped.

So, when Aggie goes home for Thanksgiving, the first place he goes is to his girlfriend's house. When he arrives, she's at the door and says, "I want nothing ever to do with you." Aggie asks "Why? Tell me why, please?"

"Well, I learned all those nasty things you Aggies do with horses, cows, turkeys and chickens, and I just will not be associated with anyone who does those things!"

Aggie protests, "Wait, I didn't do anything with dem chickens!"
 
They should tell them for that one day "We will change our name to Tofurkey for one day if you change the meaning of your name to People Eating Tasty Animals and then make a huge traditional Thanksgiving Dinner for the whole town!"
 
Texman301":2d2fkcja said:
They should tell them for that one day "We will change our name to Tofurkey for one day if you change the meaning of your name to People Eating Tasty Animals and then make a huge traditional Thanksgiving Dinner for the whole town!"
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Now that's an idea!
 
im so ready for turkeyday....... Im so thankful for God's hand on Texas and Our abilities to play football the real way SIXMAN FOOTBALL, Im thankful for my family yeah even my sixman.com family....................
 
better than the nonsense you seem to struggle with, if you dont like it dont read it. Your own team disowns you so please............................................
 
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