PETA asks Turkey, TX to change its name to Tofurky

CowboyP":34sxb7um said:
rainjacktx":34sxb7um said:
I guess Pat didn't like my idea.

Turkey should have offered to rename the town for a million dollars per day. Then sometime in the spring, or summer, use PETA's money and hire Ted Nugent to host a hunters appreciation festival.
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I like the idea!
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Me too!!!
 
If they're was any money left over they could start hosting an annual Turkey Hunters Rendezvous. With maybe a fried turkey cookoff & lot's of fiddle music.
 
And the grand finale ala WKRP in Cincinatti would be a turkey drop from a chopper at 500 ft.


As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
 
Old Bearkat":xewp05l5 said:
And the grand finale ala WKRP in Cincinatti would be a turkey drop from a chopper at 500 ft.


As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
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Better yet, bomb the PETA members with frozen turkeys.
 
Old Bearkat":2atox91p said:
And the grand finale ala WKRP in Cincinatti would be a turkey drop from a chopper at 500 ft.


As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
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My favorite show. Ever.

Loni Anderson FTW.
 
51eleven":1ukqyeco said:
If they're was any money left over they could start hosting an annual Turkey Hunters Rendezvous. With maybe a fried turkey cookoff & lot's of fiddle music.
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Turkey already hosts a rather large "fiddle music" festival. In fact, they just celebrated the 40th annual Bob Wills Day back in April.
 
Not turkey's but still meat... As an Engineer OBK's probably heard of this. Some years ago A&M developed an airplane window busting tester for bird window bursting resistance during flight. A canon that shot chickens at various thickness windows. The British borrowed the machine for their own testing. After a couple of weeks they called A&M stating that all the chickens busted all the windows. After consultation it was determined they should thaw the chickens out before loading the canon.
 
Mythbusters made a cannon identical to the aggie cannon. They used frozen birds of some sort.

If Mythbusters would have been on when I was a kid, I would be in jail right now for blowing up a small portion of Lubbock, Texas.
 
51eleven":1eqt1j3j said:
Not turkey's but still meat... As an Engineer OBK's probably heard of this. Some years ago A&M developed an airplane window busting tester for bird window bursting resistance during flight. A canon that shot chickens at various thickness windows. The British borrowed the machine for their own testing. After a couple of weeks they called A&M stating that all the chickens busted all the windows. After consultation it was determined they should thaw the chickens out before loading the canon.
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Ive heard that it was the brits who invented and the aggies who forgot to thaw
 
Actually sound's more probable but in spite of going to little UT(a) I' have aggie friend's and didn't want to get into joke's about them or we could be here all night.
 
51eleven":1lm7bsxv said:
Actually sound's more probable but in spite of going to little UT(a) I' have aggie friend's and didn't want to get into joke's about them or we could be here all night.
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You should've done it. It would have been a good way for you to bloat your post count.
 
Well there was this aggie with a light bulb....
And the one about the round room with a bathroom in the corner.
Several involving sheep.............
I've got a book somewhere.
 
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