PETA asks Turkey, TX to change its name to Tofurky

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Good luck with this one ... but I might bite on the idea if the PETA folks agree to bring all those girls in cages that show up at the no-fur demonstrations. Those girls are kinda cute (and usually kinda bare).

http://www.kcbd.com/story/16037357/peta ... e-its-name

TURKEY, TX (KCBD) - Representatives from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are asking the town of Turkey, Texas to rename their town "Tofurky" for Thanksgiving.

PETA sent a letter to Mayor Pat Carson on Monday, offering to provide a vegan feast for the whole town.

Tofurky is described as "a savory, flavorful, 'meaty' vegan entree with wild-rice and bread-crumb stuffing that is 100 percent cruelty-free."

The meal would come with "mushroom gravy, mashed potatoes (made with vegan margarine), and vegan apple pie topped with vanilla dairy-free ice cream."

As of Monday afternoon, the Mayor's office had "No comment."

KCBD gathered reactions from the people of Turkey, Texas on Tuesday.

Here's the full text of PETA's letter to the Mayor:

Dear Mayor Carson,

I am writing on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and our more than 3 million members and supporters, including thousands in Texas, with an idea that will boost Turkey into the spotlight and promote compassion: Rename your town "Tofurky" for Thanksgiving. If you agree to adopt this moniker for just one day, we'd be happy to provide a delicious, healthy vegan holiday feast for all the town's residents.

Tofurky is a savory, flavorful, "meaty" vegan entree with wild-rice and bread-crumb stuffing that is 100 percent cruelty-free. In contrast, virtually all turkey meat sold in the U.S. comes from factory farms, where birds are confined by the thousands to filthy, barren sheds. They are drugged and bred to grow such unnaturally large upper bodies that their legs often become crippled under the weight. These bright and social animals are denied everything that is natural and important to them, and at the slaughterhouse, turkeys are still conscious when their throats are slit. Changing the town's name to Tofurky will remind people around the country that we each can have a delicious, protein-packed, and satisfying Thanksgiving meal without supporting animal abuse.

PETA's feast would feature Tofurky with mushroom gravy, mashed potatoes (made with vegan margarine), and vegan apple pie topped with vanilla dairy-free ice cream. Introducing vegan cuisine to your residents would help improve their health: A vegan diet is free of the saturated animal fats and cholesterol found in meat and dairy products, and according to the American Dietetic Association, a vegan diet reduces the risk of heart disease, cancer, diabetes, and obesity.

Thanksgiving is the perfect time to rename your town and give turkeys, as well as your town's citizens, something to gobble about! Please let me know of your decision.

Sincerely yours,

Tracy Reiman
Executive Vice President
 
lifegatesports":lcyuwq16 said:
TURKEY, TX (KCBD) - Representatives from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals ......... These bright and social animals

PETA's feast would feature...... mashed potatoes


1st. Are we talking about the same turkey I know????

2nd. How dare they serve taters... do you know how these beautiful, docile creatures are treated... plucked from their home... loaded into boxcars and sent far off to be prodded and squeezed until sold like a common commodity... only to be sliced, diced or mashed... battered, baked or fried .... oh the humanity. What is PETA thinking?


BTW... when I was 5, I was sent down to the barn to collect the eggs. A tom chased me up a swing gate where I spent the next 45 minutes until my mom came looking for me. I still relish Thanksgiving payback.
 
PETA. Maybe the proper response would be to start an organization called MEATA based in Turkey Texas, where they still serve Beef, Venison, Chicken and Turkey.
Oop's I forgot the Bacon, poor pig.
 
I guess Pat didn't like my idea.

Turkey should have offered to rename the town for a million dollars per day. Then sometime in the spring, or summer, use PETA's money and hire Ted Nugent to host a hunters appreciation festival.
 
rainjacktx":2h9c91zn said:
I guess Pat didn't like my idea.

Turkey should have offered to rename the town for a million dollars per day. Then sometime in the spring, or summer, use PETA's money and hire Ted Nugent to host a hunters appreciation festival.
I like the idea!
 
I think the citizens of Turkey should change the town's name to Carnivore for Thanksgiving weekend. Then, Quitique ought to change it's name to KickTheHellOutOfAStupidLiberal.
 
rainjacktx":1s75h3o0 said:
I guess Pat didn't like my idea.

Turkey should have offered to rename the town for a million dollars per day. Then sometime in the spring, or summer, use PETA's money and hire Ted Nugent to host a hunters appreciation festival.

As much as I hate to agree with Rainjacktx that would rock. Pun intended!!!

I like Ted!!

My guess is the Mayor is torn between a political response and one of his/hers own words. I wouldnt be nice.
 
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