Pet Peeve

[51eleven]

That's not what ur wife told me.

Not wanting too after a long hard day...and not being able too are two entirely different things Coach..

Plus isn't ED a issue for 50+ year old guys......
I'm 34
And
U
Are
?????

Lol

Enjoy the next 16 years. Be nice to your wife (flowers occasionally) Stay in shape, watch your diet (eat lot's of oysters). 50 is an arbitrary point in time. 40 can be a turning point if your old, fat and bald.

Is that dig pointed at someone we all know?????

No, of course not. I meant if you feel that way at 40. I figure OFB is over 40 or he wouldn't name himself that. I'm thinning, plump and eligible for aarp myself.

 

[BE]

My Maw Maw was more resourceful than your granny. After she married Paw Paw, age 16, they had three kids-- bam-bam-bam in three years. Then one of her Cherokee relatives told her what was causing her pregnancies and that was it.
Maw Maw said the next Monday she caught the bus for Brownwood and went into a saloon near the army base where they had prophylactic machines hanging in the girls bathroom. She bought three. This was like 1942.

Now here is the kicker, and I swear it is the gospel truth. She said those three _ _bb_ _s lasted her and Paw four months. I was in my late twenties when this story was told me. My first thought was, Wow, feel sorry for Paw Paw...just three times in four months. Maw Maw must have anticipated my thoughts and quickly described how lime soap worked wonders as long as you gave them a thin coat of tractor grease before hanging them on the clothes line.

She took rationing to a new dimension. ((

 

[Bill O'Rielly]

Got an awesome solution for you yo yo's that don't like the train horns blowing.....................................

PLAY BETTER DEFENSE or shut up!