Pet Peeve

I like the air horns.

But I agree that they should be regulated. Used for exclamation on a TD, running through the sign or tunnel, not for every tackle, not during timeouts, not during the coaches huddle after a TD, not during a kickoff, not during a band performing (for the few schools that have a band).

Same goes for big rolling barrels full of rocks. Big sideline sound systems, etc.

Noisemakers are a part of the game, but the EXTREME noisemakers should be limited.
 
We had an air horn built this year. Nothing to the magnitude of several of the teams we have faced, but had one anyway. At one stadium, we were read and given a copy of the following:

Per NCAA Rulebook -

Artificial Noisemakers (thunder sticks, cow bells, air horns) shall not be permitted inside the contest venue, and such noisemakers, shall be removed from the playing, and spectator area immediately.

Needless to say, we no longer carry our horn, and we hear them all the time. Funny, this year I have been called out on balloons, air horns and footballs. Guess we're not at the level yet to get the benefit of the doubt. Was told I would receive the death penalty if I broke a "serious" UIL rule. LOL
 
Coach, they did the same thing at Shotwell, so everyone just moves it up by the score board. The rules are ambiguous and therefore often are ignored. Just use the stuff and don't worry about it. They are mostly there as CYA for the stadium authorities. If a balloon or airhorn causes damage they will be covered under, "We told them not to" in writing. In 2004 they were very clear about keeping our fans off the turf after the game, and had security guards stationed at the gates to the field. So afterwards the fans jumped the fence instead. My wife asked a guard what he would do if it happened. He just smiled and said he wasn't going to arrest an old lady for wanting to get on the field to celebrate...unless she started cutting pieces of turf for souvenirs. I bet she was the first one to put up her carpet knife and jump the fence. (:

I'm not for regulations. That opens the door for them doing more and more. Next they will want to regulate ball bearings and bands.

Until recently the UIL prohibited cheerleaders from giving treat-bags to the football players because it discriminated against the non-football players. What a crock. And pregame meals once had to be offered to the entire student body for the same reason. The only way to do it legally was to charge the players for the meal. Too much control. A UIL rep. (won't name him) told me face-to-face that the purpose of the UIL was not to make the playing field level for athletes, rather it was for the non-athletes. I said what???
 
oldfat&bald":s75a47ux said:
I'm glad to see all the folks getting a brief respite from the pain in their replaced knees and hips by getting to think about how loud the opposing team's air horn is.

A few of them cause pain from my ears to my not replaced but surgically repaired knee.
 
BE":2i7vji9u said:
Its when your wife has that look in her eyes but all you feel like doing is reading and watching television.

So Coaches are particularly susceptible to Ed because of air horns? Think I'll set at the far end of the opposite side field from them from now on, and maybe leave early. I can't resist the games totally.
 
BE":2q3r8m3q said:
That's not what ur wife told me. (: (: (:

Not wanting too after a long hard day...and not being able too are two entirely different things Coach..

Plus isn't ED a issue for 50+ year old guys......
I'm 34
And
U
Are
?????

Lol
 
tx6man4life":2l4llhre said:
BE":2l4llhre said:
That's not what ur wife told me. (: (: (:

Not wanting too after a long hard day...and not being able too are two entirely different things Coach..

Plus isn't ED a issue for 50+ year old guys......
I'm 34
And
U
Are
?????

Lol

Enjoy the next 16 years. Be nice to your wife (flowers occasionally) Stay in shape, watch your diet (eat lot's of oysters). 50 is an arbitrary point in time. 40 can be a turning point if your old, fat and bald.
 
Tx6man', ED has been known to afflict teenage boys, too. Especially those who cross dress in OAPs. (:

Yes, I am old enough to remember when monkeys were astronauts.
 
51eleven":1rds48il said:
tx6man4life":1rds48il said:
BE":1rds48il said:
That's not what ur wife told me. (: (: (:

Not wanting too after a long hard day...and not being able too are two entirely different things Coach..

Plus isn't ED a issue for 50+ year old guys......
I'm 34
And
U
Are
?????

Lol

Enjoy the next 16 years. Be nice to your wife (flowers occasionally) Stay in shape, watch your diet (eat lot's of oysters). 50 is an arbitrary point in time. 40 can be a turning point if your old, fat and bald.

Is that dig pointed at someone we all know?????
 
Well there Mr. Tx6man4life, let's compare progenies. Maybe that will answer ur question.

1981
1986
1988
1990
2003
2005
2007
2008

And yours is ???

And Brianna is ready to start all over. Wants two more. ):
I am concerned though. What are the chances of a baby being born with middle-aged wrinkles? (:
 
BE":ky07gle8 said:
Well there Mr. Tx6man4life, let's compare progenies. Maybe that will answer ur question.

1981
1986
1988
1990
2003
2005
2007
2008

And yours is ???

And Brianna is ready to start all over. Wants two more. ):
I am concerned though. What are the chances of a baby being born with middle-aged wrinkles? (:
Dang Coach, you could start your own team. Have you ever thought about reading for a hobby?
 
BE":3f986kli said:
Well there Mr. Tx6man4life, let's compare progenies. Maybe that will answer ur question.

1981
1986
1988
1990
2003
2005
2007
2008

And yours is ???

And Brianna is ready to start all over. Wants two more. ):
I am concerned though. What are the chances of a baby being born with middle-aged wrinkles? (:

I guess it's true that they don't have TV in RS.
 
BE":3nadx0o4 said:
We had cable. I had to ban 300, every time she saw Lionidas we added another addition to the family.

Well BE, I had a set of grandparents (the same ones, no divorces, runaway's or deaths) that had 14 and gave them all a decent start in life from all reports. Your over half way there. This was in the late 1800's. They had no cable, tv, radio, electricity or running water. If you want to catch him consider camping more often.
 
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