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[rainjacktx]

The fine folks at Massengill called: said they're running low on ol' gus.

 

[ol' gus]

That's funny but I thought you thought you were too smart to read the Newby.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

One thing about Newby.......... it'll suck the smart right out of you...........

 

[smokeyjoe53]

One thing about Newby.......... it'll inhale the smart right out of you...........

Forgot about the suckpolice............ should have said drain........

 

[rainjacktx]

That's funny but I thought you thought you were too smart to read the Newby.

says who? I have a good 20-30 posts in this thread. I'm not one given to to padding my post count, which may give one the impression that I am too smart for the newby thread.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Yep, the Rainman will slum with us common folks occasionally.

 

[rainjacktx]

Usually after a double dose of ambien. God I love that stuff.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Is the ambien what causes the irritability?

 

[rainjacktx]

No. The irritability stems from a genetic condition that will not allow me to suffer fools. Some call it tourette syndrome. I call it the Captain Call effect.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I was wondering when they stopped teaching students in driver's ed that you don't have to dim your headlights for oncoming traffic............ that really chaps my butt.................

 

[rainjacktx]

Only requirement is a little swerve. They'll either dim, or take their high beams in a different direction. All it takes is a little nerve and patience.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

You ever drive 16 between llano & kerrville? Not a whole lot of swerving room on that road........ you gotta watch for deer & idiot drivers............. They got on my last nerve tonight....
Long day of driving & Dr. Appointments......... not my 2 favorite things........

 

[Old Bearkat]

I wait until they are really close and give them a dose of my brights.

 

[westexasflats]

Those Hella Xenon's are the worst, cant tell if they even dimmed...

 

[westexasflats]

I wait until they are really close and give them a dose of my brights.

When in your old truck, wait till their real close to flip your lights on, that works....

 

[Shad Kline]

If someone fails to dim, i just turn my brights on and leave them on until i get past them. If they dim, I will follow. Sometimes it is not done on purpose, I know I've forgot a time or two.

 

[Dogface]

Actually,
I just stare into the light
long and hard.
Ooooooooo....preeety colors.

 

[6manfootballmom]

I like to kinda drift towards their lane a little, unless its a big old boy then I just politely turn the brights on and forget to turn'em off. Hehe!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Sounds like Mom found some meds that work...........

 

[6manfootballmom]

Nope, same meds. Doc said to double up on'em!!