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[smokeyjoe53]

Neither. The worst would be be Doc Tinkle looking for food. ...............

 

[CowboyP]

I'm hungry. Smokey, when are going to bring me some of your wife's homemade bread?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

She just took a loaf out of the oven.......can't you smell it?

 

[Dogface]

Wood Ape's love bread.
jus sayin'.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

we'll do a Skype session and can watch me eat ....................................

 

[CowboyP]

we'll do a Skype session and can watch me eat ....................................

That's cold hearted.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Mail him a loaf of Walmart bread, Smokey. Don't waste the good stuff on the mutt.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I was thinking he might be more of a Milkbone guy ...................

 

[oldfat&bald]

I was thinking he might be more of a Milkbone guy ...................

Maybe those fake bacon doggie treats?

 

[Dogface]

Ummm...
Glad to know
that you guys are thinking about me
in such groovy and far out ways,
and,
I'm sure the bread is delicious
but,
actually,
I try not to eat wheat based products.
Doggone strange...
I know.

 

[westexasflats]

Ummm...
Glad to know
that you guys are thinking about me
in such groovy and far out ways,
and,
I'm sure the bread is delicious
but,
actually,
I try not to eat wheat based products.
Doggone strange...
I know.

Lay off the bran Doggie... Pulllleezzz

 

[CowboyP]

I'm a happy fat man. I live on red meat, taters, and bread.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I'm a happy fat man. I live on red meat, taters, and bread.

I never would have guessed that...............................
AAARRRGGHHHHH. That's just me trying to remove my tongue from my cheek.............

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[Dogface]

I don't get it.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I don't get it.

You're just mad that there ain't a dog at the end of the male progression.

 

[Old Bearkat]

I don't get it.

Da wimmens evolved further than us hairy ape men......

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Ron White is right....... you can't fix stupid.........

 

[smokeyjoe53]

No Doggie I'm not talking about you..... People amaze me when it comes to technology..... I had to drive 50 miles to fix a "crashed" computer............ The power cord was unplugged........... Then they were reluctant to pay for the service call.
I told them I didn't unplug it.....

 

[Old Bearkat]

My wife hates to call me about a computer problem, especially when she has a blonde moment.........