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[Dogface]

I enjoyed watching a documentary last night
on Netflix
called "Running the Sahara".
Whew!
Makes a little 5k seem like child's play.
(My first 5k is this Sat.)
jus sayin'.

Actually,
running, or enjoying to run
takes a special kind of insanity.
I finished without stopping
but I wanted to real bad.

 

[oldfat&bald]

If I have to run more than 30 yards, there had better be EMTs and an ambulance handy.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

If I have to run more than 30 yards, there had better be EMTs and an ambulance handy.

My lawyer better be present cause I must have done something seriously wrong to run anywhere .............................

 

[CowboyP]

If I have to run more than 30 yards, there had better be EMTs and an ambulance handy.

My lawyer better be present cause I must have done something seriously wrong to run anywhere .............................

I agree with both of you!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I have proclaimed myself "king of the slackers".................I've managed to take 2 vacations in a month.
I'm trying for 3...............................................

 

[CowboyP]

What is a vacation?

 

[westexasflats]

What is a vacation?

Wikipedia: Va-Ca-Tion To do as you want at no expense to ones self, example as is obama

 

[CowboyP]

What is a vacation?

Wikipedia: Va-Ca-Tion To do as you want at no expense to ones self, example as is obama

When did Smokey become a politician?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Being a politician is easy..... you just tell people you know what's best for them and then tell them to send you money....... trying to get them to drink the KoolAid is a little more difficult...............

 

[CowboyP]

I don't like Kool-aid.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I know that guy at the championship said he was SmokeyJoe, but I bet the real SmokeyJoe also goes by Slick Willie.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I'm going to go hide for a while now. When Smokey reads that he may be a little irate.

 

[westexasflats]

obama and then Ms Slick Willy, what if ??
Got Ammo ????

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I'm going to go hide for a while now. When Smokey reads that he may be a little irate.

Nah, don't worry I'm not even in the state now

 

[Dogface]

Aren't you in a state of being?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

At this moment I'm in a state of stomach virus & I have 500 miles to drive in the morning...........

 

[oldfat&bald]

At this moment I'm in a state of stomach virus & I have 500 miles to drive in the morning...........

That sounds like a sh!tty trip.

 

[westexasflats]

At this moment I'm in a state of stomach virus & I have 500 miles to drive in the morning...........

Don't hit no bumps, and remember if it feels like a fart.......it ain't

 

[Old Bearkat]

He'll Depend on something......

 

[Old Bearkat]

At this moment I'm in a state of stomach virus & I have 500 miles to drive in the morning...........

We told you not to drink the water......