Dogface
Six-man fan
HA!westexasflats":3dafhvgz said:
Don't care who ya are
that there is funny.
And it jus goes to show,
all them W Tx boys
don't take themself too seriously.
jus sayin'.
Newby
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Don't care who ya are
that there is funny.
And it jus goes to show,
all them W Tx boys
don't take themself too seriously.
jus sayin'.
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
A Coyote Tale…
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.
The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
He calls Animal Control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training regarding the nature of coyotes.
PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
TEXAS:
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.
The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
He calls Animal Control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training regarding the nature of coyotes.
PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
TEXAS:
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
Dogface
Six-man fan
That's funny.
Almost as good as that 6man FB field aerial montage'.
Is that good stuff or what?
And who's stupid idea was it to call it a montage'?
Almost as good as that 6man FB field aerial montage'.
Is that good stuff or what?
And who's stupid idea was it to call it a montage'?
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
Whew, Ruidoso to Scottsdale yesterday then back to ruidoso today. I'm not as young as I used to be....... Boys, it's flat out cold out here. We got into a good deal of snow around Springerville and Show Low yesterday. Came back via Las Cruces. Almost hit a muley on Sudderth in Ruidoso as we drove in ...........,,,,,,
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
Thinking about posting a new topic....... Something similar to the "Who has the best facilities"........,,
Thinking about fans...... How about this for a topic?
" who has the best athletic supporters"?
Thinking about fans...... How about this for a topic?
" who has the best athletic supporters"?
westexasflats
11-man fan
smokeyjoe53":2y5vou1s said:
Ahhh lets see Smokey, maybe Bike with the 2 nuts over there, they pretty good.
Ahhh wait nooooo you meant fan's, sorry
My bad
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
Gee whillikers Flats, I never dreamed my words would be misconstrued .............. .....,,,,,
oldfat&bald
Six-man fan
smokeyjoe53":2y997rsi said:
You gotta be careful what you say. I remember hearing about a controversy where Arnold Palmer's wife said on TV she kissed his balls before he played golf.
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
Somebody told me you had to special order windshield wipers in West Texas....................
oldfat&bald
Six-man fan
smokeyjoe53":o7m8m66a said:
You don't need them out here.
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
I had to turn mine on last week between Brownfield & Roswell .............
To get the dust off .......
To get the dust off .......
oldfat&bald
Six-man fan
smokeyjoe53":3hytv2kd said:
You weren't driving fast enough.
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
oldfat&bald":2su8vnho said:
He did not feed the gerbils enough.......
Dogface
Six-man fan
Really?!?
360 pages of Newby deliciousness.
Really?!?
360 pages of Newby deliciousness.
Really?!?
smokeyjoe53
Six-man pro
It's tried to die a few times but someone always revives it ..................
Shad Kline
Six-man fan
I don't know that revives is the right word. That would imply that it once had life. Maybe dug back up!smokeyjoe53":20z14smk said:
Dogface
Six-man fan
FYI,
the Texas Bigfoot Research Conservancy
has re-named Bigfoot as
the North American Wood Ape.
Hence,
necessitating the need to change their name to
The North American Wood Ape Conservancy.
So...
now you know.
the Texas Bigfoot Research Conservancy
has re-named Bigfoot as
the North American Wood Ape.
Hence,
necessitating the need to change their name to
The North American Wood Ape Conservancy.
So...
now you know.
oldfat&bald
Six-man fan
Newby will never die!
Long live the idiocy!
Long live the idiocy!
oldfat&bald
Six-man fan
What's worse to have in your pasture? Feral hogs or North American Wood Apes?
