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[oldfat&bald]

I thought it had hit the point that Mrs Doc WeeWee had seen it all out of you and was no longer capable of embarrassment...........

That's the way my wife says she is with me.

 

[CowboyP]

Mom is giving us the tour of Bloomburg. I love the field. Nothing but a plain press box and goal posts.

 

[Old Bearkat]

You gonna go pee on the goal posts?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

You gonna go pee on the goal posts?

That's usually Doggy's mission.................Doc likes to gently hug 'em...........

 

[Old Bearkat]

 

[CowboyP]

She wouldn't let me pee on the goal posts.

 

[Dogface]

You gonna go pee on the goal posts?

That's usually Doggy's mission.................Doc likes to gently hug 'em...........

Actually,
peein' on the field,
(any field)
or court for that matter,
is almost sacrilidge.
Now,
behind, or from off the top of
the bleachers,
well that's another story.
And if there's a cat or squirell or hater down there
oh man!

 

[CowboyP]

Mom is trying to get me some religion. I ain't never been to church this many times in 2 days!

 

[6manfootballmom]

Boy have I got a story to tell on Cowboy (and his wife)!!!!
But, long story short...when embarrassed he turns all
shades of red and it took quiet a while to get him to come out from under the pews.

 

[Dogface]

Mom is trying to get me some religion. I ain't never been to church this many times in 2 days!

That's funny!
I've had temporary foster kids say the same thing:
"Every time I turn around they're draggin' me to church."

 

[CowboyP]

Boy have I got a story to tell on Cowboy (and his wife)!!!!
But, long story short...when embarrassed he turns all
shades of red and it took quiet a while to get him to come out from under the pews.

I didn't crawl all the way under the pew! There wasn't room. My boys were already there....

 

[6manfootballmom]

Boy have I got a story to tell on Cowboy (and his wife)!!!!
But, long story short...when embarrassed he turns all
shades of red and it took quiet a while to get him to come out from under the pews.

I didn't crawl all the way under the pew! There wasn't room. My boys were already there....

That is true.
Chalk 1 up for Cowboy's Wife!!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

I really wanted to post this over in "Where's the the best job" but was skeered the serious posters might get their drawers in a wad.............
I think I've got the best job........I just drive around most of the day and occasionally help people with their tech needs. Get to visit with people and they sometimes even pay me......

 

[CowboyP]

Yep, that might stir them up a bit.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Folks with their panties in that much of a wad will never find a good job, much less the best job.

They ain't capable of enjoying anything.

 

[Dogface]

I enjoyed watching a documentary last night
on Netflix
called "Running the Sahara".
Whew!
Makes a little 5k seem like child's play.
(My first 5k is this Sat.)
jus sayin'.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I enjoyed watching a documentary last night
on Netflix
called "Running the Sahara".
Whew!
Makes a little 5k seem like child's play.
(My first 5k is this Sat.)
jus sayin'.

Isn't 5K equal to 3 miles? Why don't they call it a three mile run?

 

[CowboyP]

Call it a 5K or 3 mile - either way this fat boy ain't gonna do it.

 

[Shad Kline]

5k is 3.11 miles.
3 miles is 4.83k.

So a 5k is not the same as a 3 mile. Close, but still not the same.
It's a 5k because the European folks don't do miles, and running is a worldwide event, so everything to do with running is measured in the metric system.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Soooo, if you have the runs do you measure the severity metrically?.................................