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hornkeeper12":2g9pboe4 said:
Wanna really mess with your head? Sort the posts by author and then read em. It's kinda funnier that way, especially doggy's. Lol.
Actually,
I kinda want to meet this doggy character.
He seems simply brilliant!
 
you know we might make it to 400 before they shut us down. you can't ever tell maybe 6manmom might come back and bring some class to thsi classless thread
 
Mom! I told them other guys to straighten up, but I'm afraid they trashed the place. And watch out for that guy from salt cedar river country. He's as bad as Cowboy.
 
Now, Let's get serious....

Today's lawn mower safety tips:

• Unless you are really fast, always sharpen the blade before starting the mower.

• Before starting the mower, make sure the cat is not taking a nap on the blade.

• Before starting the mower, always count your toes and choose the ones you'd most like to keep.

• Remember, mowing with bare feet or bare legs is bloody stupid.

• Never mow wet grass with an electric mower -- unless you enjoy singing "You Light Up My Life."

• Never point the mower's discharge chute at anyone you're really trying to impress.

• Never gas up the mower in a garage containing a hot water heater. The flame from the heater can ignite the gasoline. And the smell of burned flesh does nothing for a garage sale.
 
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