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[6manfootballmom]

I am new to this....... can someone tell me how I can change the 11-man fan to 6-man fan?

Thank you

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Post a lot. When Guru Granger decides you have paid enough dues, you will be awarded elevated status.

 

[6manfootballmom]

Oh, thank you, you are very kind.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

OK now you made me feel bad. When you reach 25-30 posts your status will change automatically.
You have to watch out for smart-alecs like me. You'll get to know who is kidding pretty quickly.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Get Rainjacka$$TX to pontificating on something you've said, and respond to every post he makes. You'll be there in about 15 minutes.

 

[CowboyP]

Get Rainjacka$$TX to pontificating on something you've said, and respond to every post he makes. You'll be there in about 15 minutes.

Do you really think it would take that long? You must type slow.

 

[Dogface]

Go to every Dist. thread
and say:
my team is better than your team!
ya'll officials chapter really inhales!
who does those rankings?They inhale too!
and
whatever female philosophical issues
you can think of!
That ought to do it.
I like you already!

I don't know how it's done
but some guys know how
to post the same message on every thread
simultaneously.
If I knew I'd be a Guru in 15 min.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Since we're on the topic of our "status" as fans on the left, did everyone lose their post count during the Toy's epic meltdown this summer? I had to start all over after Mr Granger got it back up and running. How is anyone going to achieve "guru" status if that keeps up?

 

[smokeyjoe53]

OFB, that is being addressed in the above posts. Yes I think all of us mere mortals did loose the post count. Guru & Lifegate are among the few that retained theirs. Also can't include a signature anymore.



Dammitchloe!

 

[oldfat&bald]

OFB, that is being addressed in the above posts. Yes I think all of us mere mortals did loose the post count. Guru & Lifegate are among the few that retained theirs. Also can't include a signature anymore.



Dammitchloe!

Maybe that is a statement as to the relative value of our posts to theirs Smokey.

 

[CowboyP]

Ofb, nobody puts much value on your posts.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Ofb, nobody puts much value on your posts.

I can't help it that I'm not as big a smart-a$$ as the Tinkeling Cowboy or as big of an arrogant a$$ as the RainyDayWoman.

 

[rainjacktx]

Ofb, nobody puts much value on your posts.

I can't help it that I'm not as big a smart-a$$ as the Tinkeling Cowboy or as big of an arrogant a$$ as the RainyDayWoman.

Sounds like somebody's jealous.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Now children play nice. We have Newbies watching and learning from us.
That's a scary thought isn't it?

 

[oldfat&bald]

Hopefully they're learning how not to act from us. Unless they too are smart-aleks.

 

[Dogface]

Let's hope they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would love to be verbally slapped around
by a footballchick.
(did that sound too wierd)

And,
I too lost my original
and exorbitantly bloated postcount.
And,
let's not forget the smilies!!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

That sounds a little bit kinky.

 

[Dogface]

OK,
I went too far
cuz this is a family show
and all.

So,
perhaps some witty female banter
would be really refreshing.

(Although that doesn't quite have the same ring to it).

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Have we bloated our post counts sufficiently or should we continue?

 

[Dogface]

Perhaps for now.
Let's hope Mom chimes in tomorrow!