New Coach for HHR&WPC&SWW

If your going to hijack might as well go all in. Those same years of football success the basketball team made it to regionals two years (and it may have been three years). I think five of the six starters in football were the five starters in BBall. And that was when only the District Champs went to the playoffs.
 
smokeyjoe53":2tqjyn3y said:
Hey, I do a lot for the good of the world........ I keep Doc occupied when no one else wants to..... I distract Doggie by yelling "Squirrel"..........
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You haven't been doing a very good job lately. I'm starting to get bored. You know how I get when I get bored...
 
oldfat&bald":3jy9exyp said:
smokeyjoe53":3jy9exyp said:
Hey, I do a lot for the good of the world........ I keep Doc occupied when no one else wants to..... I distract Doggie by yelling "Squirrel"..........
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Just keeping Doc out of everyone's hair is a Herculean effort. Does his wife appreciate your efforts?

Doggie? Well.............
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My wife considered sending him a gift basket and thank you card, but he's been letting me get bored again. Now shes threatening to castrate him...
 
That would be beating the proverbial dead horse ................That particular bit of surgery happened a loooooonnnnnngggggg time ago.........
 
I'm a little late to the party as usual. Welcome rodeodad. Let me just start by letting you know that I am in fact the ONLY sane one of the bunch. And that only two types of people would make that statement. I'll let you figure that out on your own. Let me tell you a little story about a dog and a squirrel.........
 
Thank you hornkeeper12. Had some pretty good dialouge going at first but I think I broke a rule or made folks mad because they quit talking to me. Called them a bunch of jackwagons just trying to fit in and it has been silence ever since. BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it is cold!
 
rodeodad":2gzkmo52 said:
or made folks mad because they quit talking to me. Called them a bunch of jackwagons just trying to fit in and it has been silence ever since. BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it is cold!
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Actually you complimented them... a very rare occurance and they didn't know how to respond.
 
Actually the goal is to offend as many people as possible in the shortest amount of time. But I've read the thread and I don't think you have quite met that criteria yet. It takes a lot to offend some of em.
 
hornkeeper12":23l0qw08 said:
Actually the goal is to offend as many people as possible in the shortest amount of time. But I've read the thread and I don't think you have quite met that criteria yet. It takes a lot to offend some of em.
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I thought the goal was juvenile humor. And the occasional deflating of puffed up egos.

And rodeodad, you gotta go a long way to offend those who have been around a while.
 
oldfat&bald":m4s1ifzd said:
hornkeeper12":m4s1ifzd said:
Actually the goal is to offend as many people as possible in the shortest amount of time. But I've read the thread and I don't think you have quite met that criteria yet. It takes a lot to offend some of em.
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I thought the goal was juvenile humor. And the occasional deflating of puffed up egos.

And rodeodad, you gotta go a long way to offend those who have been around a while.
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That works too!
 
oldfat&bald":350v5r5n said:
hornkeeper12":350v5r5n said:
Actually the goal is to offend as many people as possible in the shortest amount of time. But I've read the thread and I don't think you have quite met that criteria yet. It takes a lot to offend some of em.
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I thought the goal was juvenile humor. And the occasional deflating of puffed up egos.

And rodeodad, you gotta go a long way to offend those who have been around a while.
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Is it even possible to offend some of us? Rodeodad, give me your best shot.
 
Well, I sent out a bulk letter
to all the athletes (female)
of the HHR&WPC&SWW
inviting them to training camp.
Tol em' all they needed was
a pair of army boots,
a jackwagon,
some o dem hair scrunchie thingies,
and a powerful thirst.

Once they drink the koolaid
it'll be all downhill from there.
State tourney here we come!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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