Insults

[Old Bearkat]

Don't sit down too hard. You don't want to damage what little grey matter you have left.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Your last name isn't Mengele by chance?.................

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

 

[Old Bearkat]

OBK played waterboy for Ballinger, Dogface has a secret fetish for cats and Goob has a plastic oar...

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

 

[Old Bearkat]

Did your sister have to tie a bone around her neck to get a dog to kiss her?

That wasn't needed. Doggy thinks everyone is hot.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

 

[Old Bearkat]

OBK, identity theft is a serious criminal offense. Quit using my ID for your sick preverted trysts.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

They never forced me to go. Is it true that your parents dropped you off at the pound when you were
4?

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

 

[Old Bearkat]

Old Bearkat, while these are amusing, I'll not match wits with you, It's just not fair, you only having half the ammo.

You do the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

 

[Old Bearkat]

OBK, how do you get off calling me a monkey? You were the one throwing poop at the passers by when you went on that pilgrimage to see Dr Tinkle.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Nyeh Kulturny!! or in Cyrillic

But цултуре

Actually, it would be некультурный, but who really cares?

I discovered that your mind is so open that ideas simply pass through it.

 

[51eleven]

Don't sit down too hard. You don't want to damage what little grey matter you have left.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

I met Don Hardin Saturday night. Your no Don hardin.

 

[51eleven]

I'd join in but it's hard to soar with the eagles when your workin' with a bunch of turkeys.

I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

Just for 11/22: "If Oswald was a lone nut, you must be a fruitcake".

 

[Old Bearkat]

Don't sit down too hard. You don't want to damage what little grey matter you have left.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

I met Don Hardin Saturday night. Your no Don hardin.

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Did your sister have to tie a bone around her neck to get a dog to kiss her?

That wasn't needed. Doggy thinks everyone is hot.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Nyeh Kulturny!! or in Cyrillic

But цултуре

Actually, it would be некультурный, but who really cares?

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Now children play nice..............

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

 

[Old Bearkat]

OBK, how do you get off calling me a monkey? You were the one throwing poop at the passers by when you went on that pilgrimage to see Dr Tinkle.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

 

[Old Bearkat]

Old Bearkat, while these are amusing, I'll not match wits with you, It's just not fair, you only having half the ammo.

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

 

[CowboyP]

Did your sister have to tie a bone around her neck to get a dog to kiss her?

That wasn't needed. Doggy thinks everyone is hot.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Are you getting Alzheimer's? You've already used these insults.

 

[freeagent]

Are you getting Alzheimer's? You've already used these insults.

I got what they call Irish Alzheimers.

That's where you forget everything but the grudges.

 

[CowboyP]

Are you getting Alzheimer's? You've already used these insults.

I got what they call Irish Alzheimers.

That's where you forget everything but the grudges.

That must be what my wife has!