Insults

[Old Bearkat]

In view of the numerous topics that keep getting hijacked by insult sessions, let's transfer all that agression to a central topic.

Let the free-for-all begin.

For Simply Put:

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

 

[Old Bearkat]

For OFB

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

 

[Old Bearkat]

For CowboyP

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

 

[Old Bearkat]

For Smokey

He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

 

[Old Bearkat]

For Six Man Watcher

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

 

[Old Bearkat]

For Rainjack:

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

 

[Old Bearkat]

For Hornkeeper:

He is always lost in thought it's unfamiliar territory

 

[CowboyP]

For CowboyP

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

I'm a full of BS, orange mohawked, Aquilla fan.
I haven't been run out of Texas! Can you remind us why you tucked tail & ran?

 

[Old Bearkat]

For CowboyP

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

I'm a full of BS, orange mohawked, Aquilla fan.
I haven't been run out of Texas! Can you remind us why you tucked tail & ran?

I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame

 

[CowboyP]

You forgot dogbreath

 

[Old Bearkat]

I knew I was forgetting someone! Thanks!

For Dogface:

I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.

 

[Old Bearkat]

You forgot dogbreath

My Someteimers hits ocasionally.....

 

[Old Bearkat]

I see all you guys peeking in. Join the fun.

CowboyP, KingsCoach, lionbacker, oldfat&bald, Texman301

 

[CowboyP]

You forgot dogbreath

My Someteimers hits ocasionally.....

That's ok. I'm sure you still remember your service in the civil war.

 

[Old Bearkat]

You forgot dogbreath

My Someteimers hits ocasionally.....

That's ok. I'm sure you still remember your service in the civil war.

Yep, and I remember seeing you there too. The Orange Mohawk is hard to miss.

 

[CowboyP]

Your memory is slipping faster. I've been in this from the start!

 

[Old Bearkat]

For Chivo Loco:

How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.

 

[CowboyP]

Yep, and I remember seeing you there too. The Orange Mohawk is hard to miss.

Old Wise A__ One, I didn't start making a target of myself for several years after that. Do all of your memories get mixed up, or do your fantasies of me insert themselves everywhere?

 

[Old Bearkat]

Your memory is slipping faster. I've been in this from the start!

How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

 

[Old Bearkat]

Yep, and I remember seeing you there too. The Orange Mohawk is hard to miss.

Old Wise A__ One, I didn't start making a target of myself for several years after that. Do all of your memories get mixed up, or do your fantasies of me insert themselves everywhere?

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?