Immediate opening in Lubbock

[Lubbock]

Head football coach for Texas Tech University.

Apply with athletic director, Gerald Myers.

Interviews to begin soon.

(thought we might need a little levity around here)

 

[old_dad]

Must be good with children and their parents, be attentive to alumni, bow to the administration and win consistently without making anyone upset.

 

[freeagent]

Must be good with children and their parents, be attentive to alumni, bow to the administration and win consistently without making anyone upset.

Sounds like a bunch of private schools I know ...

 

[51eleven]

Must be willing to implement new rules on behalf of AD. E.G. Maintain confidentiality agreement with all trainers and team Doctor. All players subject to search for cell phones before receivng "treatment" from said trainers/Doctors and/or said treatment shall be perfomed on players clad only in a t-shirt & jock strap.......