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Idiot Yankees to ban sodas, snack foods at football games

Shad Kline

Active member
It's an AED, the a stands for automatic. I'm pretty sure you just stock the paddles to the victims temples and it does everything for you.
 

smokeyjoe53

Active member
hornkeeper12":owsow8xj said:
It's an AED, the a stands for automatic. I'm pretty sure you just stock the paddles to the victims temples and it does everything for you.
We need to try that with Doc WeWe. I think I saw something similar in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"................................
 

oldfat&bald

Active member
smokeyjoe53":lrtldaff said:
hornkeeper12":lrtldaff said:
It's an AED, the a stands for automatic. I'm pretty sure you just stock the paddles to the victims temples and it does everything for you.
We need to try that with Doc WeWe. I think I saw something similar in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"................................

I'll second the motion. If anyone needs electric shock therapy, it's Doc WeeWee.
 

CowboyP

Well-known member
oldfat&bald":3rbsr2cy said:
smokeyjoe53":3rbsr2cy said:
hornkeeper12":3rbsr2cy said:
It's an AED, the a stands for automatic. I'm pretty sure you just stock the paddles to the victims temples and it does everything for you.
We need to try that with Doc WeWe. I think I saw something similar in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"................................

I'll second the motion. If anyone needs electric shock therapy, it's Doc WeeWee.
They tried that during my last visit to my soft-walled room (I love that place). They stopped because they said I enjoyed it too much...
 

Old Bearkat

Moderator
CowboyP":2xpu2bal said:
oldfat&bald":2xpu2bal said:
smokeyjoe53":2xpu2bal said:
hornkeeper12":2xpu2bal said:
It's an AED, the a stands for automatic. I'm pretty sure you just stock the paddles to the victims temples and it does everything for you.
We need to try that with Doc WeWe. I think I saw something similar in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"................................

I'll second the motion. If anyone needs electric shock therapy, it's Doc WeeWee.
They tried that during my last visit to my soft-walled room (I love that place). They stopped because they said I enjoyed it too much...

You are supposed to put the paddles on your head, not your nether regions.......
 

Shad Kline

Active member
Old Bearkat":2jakanmf said:
CowboyP":2jakanmf said:
oldfat&bald":2jakanmf said:
smokeyjoe53":2jakanmf said:
hornkeeper12":2jakanmf said:
It's an AED, the a stands for automatic. I'm pretty sure you just stock the paddles to the victims temples and it does everything for you.
We need to try that with Doc WeWe. I think I saw something similar in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"................................

I'll second the motion. If anyone needs electric shock therapy, it's Doc WeeWee.
They tried that during my last visit to my soft-walled room (I love that place). They stopped because they said I enjoyed it too much...

You are supposed to put the paddles on your head, not your nether regions.......
For added effectiveness, when you paint yer mohawk this year, use a metal based paint.
 

oldfat&bald

Active member
Old Bearkat":2ot8h8aj said:
CowboyP":2ot8h8aj said:
oldfat&bald":2ot8h8aj said:
smokeyjoe53":2ot8h8aj said:
hornkeeper12":2ot8h8aj said:
It's an AED, the a stands for automatic. I'm pretty sure you just stock the paddles to the victims temples and it does everything for you.
We need to try that with Doc WeWe. I think I saw something similar in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"................................

I'll second the motion. If anyone needs electric shock therapy, it's Doc WeeWee.
They tried that during my last visit to my soft-walled room (I love that place). They stopped because they said I enjoyed it too much...

You are supposed to put the paddles on your head, not your nether regions.......


Best line of the week. Good one Hornkeeper.
 

CowboyP

Well-known member
oldfat&bald":3ge21v9x said:
Old Bearkat":3ge21v9x said:
CowboyP":3ge21v9x said:
oldfat&bald":3ge21v9x said:
smokeyjoe53":3ge21v9x said:
We need to try that with Doc WeWe. I think I saw something similar in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"................................

I'll second the motion. If anyone needs electric shock therapy, it's Doc WeeWee.
They tried that during my last visit to my soft-walled room (I love that place). They stopped because they said I enjoyed it too much...

You are supposed to put the paddles on your head, not your nether regions.......


Best line of the week. Good one Hornkeeper.
OBK had the best line. Btw, they placed the paddles on my temples. It felt good... :) on a side note, I'm certified to use an AED.
 

Shad Kline

Active member
Had our first concession at the scrimmage tonight. Went pretty good except we were forced to stop selling the candy cakes (flattened cotton candy covered in maple syrup). The administrators felt like the kids base jumping off of the bleachers might get hurt. Maybe it's just me, but I thought the pick 6 by a third grader was a GOOD thing.
 

CowboyP

Well-known member
hornkeeper12":1375ml3v said:
Had our first concession at the scrimmage tonight. Went pretty good except we were forced to stop selling the candy cakes (flattened cotton candy covered in maple syrup). The administrators felt like the kids base jumping off of the bleachers might get hurt. Maybe it's just me, but I thought the pick 6 by a third grader was a GOOD thing.
What was the admin thinking? That will toughen those kids up!
 

Old Bearkat

Moderator
hornkeeper12":28eaekht said:
Had our first concession at the scrimmage tonight. Went pretty good except we were forced to stop selling the candy cakes (flattened cotton candy covered in maple syrup). The administrators felt like the kids base jumping off of the bleachers might get hurt. Maybe it's just me, but I thought the pick 6 by a third grader was a GOOD thing.


How many parental units went insane trying to keep up with a horde of sugar crazed kids that night???
 

Dogface

Active member
Actually,
I switched (albeit sadly) from frito pie
to chili cheese tater tots
cuz they're easier on my chomper.
(If I break it on a rouge frito I'm in big trouble!)
 

CowboyP

Well-known member
Dogface":8i4amgiv said:
Actually,
I switched (albeit sadly) from frito pie
to chili cheese tater tots
cuz they're easier on my chomper.
(If I break it on a rouge frito I'm in big trouble!)
You've gone wimpy?
 

Dogface

Active member
CowboyP":2ftip4ec said:
Dogface":2ftip4ec said:
Actually,
I switched (albeit sadly) from frito pie
to chili cheese tater tots
cuz they're easier on my chomper.
(If I break it on a rouge frito I'm in big trouble!)
You've gone wimpy?
Not wimpy,
just scared!
There's a big difference!?!
 

CowboyP

Well-known member
Dogface":1k12onj3 said:
CowboyP":1k12onj3 said:
Dogface":1k12onj3 said:
Actually,
I switched (albeit sadly) from frito pie
to chili cheese tater tots
cuz they're easier on my chomper.
(If I break it on a rouge frito I'm in big trouble!)
You've gone wimpy?
Not wimpy,
just scared!
There's a big difference!?!
Not much difference in wimpy & scared...
 
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