Hunting Lease

[CoachJackson1]

I know Ed. People tend to want to complain. If you are looking for a lease my brother-in-law has a reasonabely priced lease for a 5 day hunt.

 

[Old Bearkat]

OK, another ancient thread bumped to the top....

Top five signs you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:

5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"

 

[Old Bearkat]

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

 

[51eleven]

Congrat's Granger & Mrs. You'd think she'd have the hang of it by now though & could handle it herself. After all, we are at the junction of hunting season & district, what does she expect? Hope for your sake he get's here before the playoff's. Practice now, "I know it's my turn but this is a BIG game and I are the Guru".

 

[markf]

2007