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[TheWesp]

Well hello!

It seems like the new podcast is a big hit! Who knew(I did) that bringing on a six man guru to the team would turn the podcast into an instant success?! I know everyone is starting to finally see that I DO know a thing or 2 about six man football! I could really see myself in the six man hall of fame one day! My only complaint about the podcast is that I am being told my voice was AL generated? I have no idea who AL is, but I feel very attacked just because of my strong Canadian accent!

I was very satisfied to watch the Borden Milk Company come away with the victory last week! I know that almost everyone(except myself) was pretty surprised with that outcome! Coach Steel sent over a nice gift basket with lots of goodies after the win! He did want me to mention how much he misses TigerFan69 and specifically requested how he wants TigerFan to be nicer to me on these boards! That’s coming from the man himself!

About 30 minutes after the podcast released, my phone started ringing!

I’ve been traveling all the way Chester, USA! A crazy 350 mile trip, but once I realized how badly Mr. Buttersworth and the staff just EMBARRASSED Coach Bagdon and Union Hills(no surprise), I immediately jumped in my car!

If anyone needs help this week, it’s the Chester Cheetahs! What a big game we have coming up against a state finalist last year in Oakwood!

The Chester Cheetahs have jumped up all the way to #11 in the D1 rankings! I’m almost nervous to have joined such a prestigious staff over here! Mr. Buttersworth called me and told me he was very concerned with the high powered defense over in Oakwood! Besides the 2 fluke losses to Union Hills(bad weather) and Aquilla(referees cheated), the Oakwood defense has basically shut down every opponent they’ve seen so far!

Coach J Jonah Johnson at Oakwood has really put together a big time program over there, but I feel like he’s never the seen the speed like a Chester Cheetah! I sure do love Cheetos! I think Oakwood will move the ball on offense, but the defense will be spinning in circles once they see the new plays I’m bringing into Mr. Buttersworth’s office!

Chester - 64
Oakwood - 6

Here are the other winning picks for the week!

Robert E Lee takes a trip to the beach and dominates Sands by 45!

Coach Santaland and Jayton use their one horse sleigh to roll over Sammy Summers and Hermleigh by 45!

Jonasbros bounce back from their YouTube conference and beat up on coach Shannon(HA!) and Aquilla! Jonasbros by 24!

The Borden Milk Company sends Abbott to the bottom of the rankings where they belong! Coyotes by 50!

Superintendent Lee gets stuck signing Texas 6 autographs, but still beats the Zipper bulldogs in a close one by 8!

Hope this helps your pick ‘ems! Good luck! Love you all!

 

[oldfolks]

The Wesper has to go to bed now. He has been up all night listening to himself on Texas 1A Fan. His mother could only make herself listen to it twice.

 

[SFA]

My man, the wesp going to be doing a Hollywood movie pretty soon! Don't let them fool yall people by saying that was AI voiceover. The wesp is straight out of Britain and a graduate of Oxford University. I do believe he grew up in Whitby in Yorkshire. I also heard and I could be wrong but he was a member of the boy band One Direction. Sweet T listens to them all the time. He just loves their songs What Makes you Beautiful and Story of my Life. Since his transition he likes to listen to that song to help with self esteem issues. We are so grateful that wesp made his way to Texas as a LEGAL immigrant. His vast knowledge has turned six man football upside down. Nobody would have ever thought that someone from another country could have an impact on six man football here in Texas. Sweet T thinks he is the greatest six man guru there ever was and we wait for his picks every week. Keep up the good work Wesp!

Oldfolks, why you always hating on the wesp? You just mad cause you are tied up to your bed pan at the nursing home and eating your jello and sipping on your ensure? Just jealous i guess. Maybe GameTraveler could pick you up sometime and take ya to a game.

 

[cowboys98]

Well hello!

It seems like the new podcast is a big hit! Who knew(I did) that bringing on a six man guru to the team would turn the podcast into an instant success?! I know everyone is starting to finally see that I DO know a thing or 2 about six man football! I could really see myself in the six man hall of fame one day! My only complaint about the podcast is that I am being told my voice was AL generated? I have no idea who AL is, but I feel very attacked just because of my strong Canadian accent!

I was very satisfied to watch the Borden Milk Company come away with the victory last week! I know that almost everyone(except myself) was pretty surprised with that outcome! Coach Steel sent over a nice gift basket with lots of goodies after the win! He did want me to mention how much he misses TigerFan69 and specifically requested how he wants TigerFan to be nicer to me on these boards! That’s coming from the man himself!

About 30 minutes after the podcast released, my phone started ringing!

I’ve been traveling all the way Chester, USA! A crazy 350 mile trip, but once I realized how badly Mr. Buttersworth and the staff just EMBARRASSED Coach Bagdon and Union Hills(no surprise), I immediately jumped in my car!

If anyone needs help this week, it’s the Chester Cheetahs! What a big game we have coming up against a state finalist last year in Oakwood!

The Chester Cheetahs have jumped up all the way to #11 in the D1 rankings! I’m almost nervous to have joined such a prestigious staff over here! Mr. Buttersworth called me and told me he was very concerned with the high powered defense over in Oakwood! Besides the 2 fluke losses to Union Hills(bad weather) and Aquilla(referees cheated), the Oakwood defense has basically shut down every opponent they’ve seen so far!

Coach J Jonah Johnson at Oakwood has really put together a big time program over there, but I feel like he’s never the seen the speed like a Chester Cheetah! I sure do love Cheetos! I think Oakwood will move the ball on offense, but the defense will be spinning in circles once they see the new plays I’m bringing into Mr. Buttersworth’s office!

Chester - 64
Oakwood - 6

Here are the other winning picks for the week!

Robert E Lee takes a trip to the beach and dominates Sands by 45!

Coach Santaland and Jayton use their one horse sleigh to roll over Sammy Summers and Hermleigh by 45!

Jonasbros bounce back from their YouTube conference and beat up on coach Shannon(HA!) and Aquilla! Jonasbros by 24!

The Borden Milk Company sends Abbott to the bottom of the rankings where they belong! Coyotes by 50!

Superintendent Lee gets stuck signing Texas 6 autographs, but still beats the Zipper bulldogs in a close one by 8!

Hope this helps your pick ‘ems! Good luck! Love you all!

what a waste of time.

 

[TheWesp]

Oldfolkshome, I’m sorry that I am famous now! If I see you at a game I will be sure to give you an autograph that you can hang on your refrigerator!

SFA, I sometimes wish I understood half of what you were saying on here!

 

[TheWesp]

what a waste of time.

Thank you for this incredibly constructive feedback, but it isn’t necessary!

I wouldn’t want to waste your precious time on this site, but you do need to understand who I am! I provide a great service of six man football expertise on this website that is sometimes lacking! I can assure you that my extensive knowledge of six man football doesn’t waste anyone’s time! If you want to win at the weekly pick ‘ems feel free to let me know and I can share all my picks with you!

Just out of curiosity, what team is that you support? I may be of some help to them in the coming weeks!

 

[oldfolks]

The Wuss, I’m waiting on SFA or Game Traveler to pick me up for a game. I need an autographed picture of you. We have a little spot out behind the oldfolks home that we can plant a small garden.. I can put your picture in my little garden and scare all the varmints away. SFA if you pick me up, I won’t show Sweet T the picture on the way home and scare him.

 

[1st & 15]

I've been waiting all day for Wesp to post so I could get my weekly picks in.

 

[Bulldog5255]

Well hello!

It seems like the new podcast is a big hit! Who knew(I did) that bringing on a six man guru to the team would turn the podcast into an instant success?! I know everyone is starting to finally see that I DO know a thing or 2 about six man football! I could really see myself in the six man hall of fame one day! My only complaint about the podcast is that I am being told my voice was AL generated? I have no idea who AL is, but I feel very attacked just because of my strong Canadian accent!

I was very satisfied to watch the Borden Milk Company come away with the victory last week! I know that almost everyone(except myself) was pretty surprised with that outcome! Coach Steel sent over a nice gift basket with lots of goodies after the win! He did want me to mention how much he misses TigerFan69 and specifically requested how he wants TigerFan to be nicer to me on these boards! That’s coming from the man himself!

About 30 minutes after the podcast released, my phone started ringing!

I’ve been traveling all the way Chester, USA! A crazy 350 mile trip, but once I realized how badly Mr. Buttersworth and the staff just EMBARRASSED Coach Bagdon and Union Hills(no surprise), I immediately jumped in my car!

If anyone needs help this week, it’s the Chester Cheetahs! What a big game we have coming up against a state finalist last year in Oakwood!

The Chester Cheetahs have jumped up all the way to #11 in the D1 rankings! I’m almost nervous to have joined such a prestigious staff over here! Mr. Buttersworth called me and told me he was very concerned with the high powered defense over in Oakwood! Besides the 2 fluke losses to Union Hills(bad weather) and Aquilla(referees cheated), the Oakwood defense has basically shut down every opponent they’ve seen so far!

Coach J Jonah Johnson at Oakwood has really put together a big time program over there, but I feel like he’s never the seen the speed like a Chester Cheetah! I sure do love Cheetos! I think Oakwood will move the ball on offense, but the defense will be spinning in circles once they see the new plays I’m bringing into Mr. Buttersworth’s office!

Chester - 64
Oakwood - 6

Here are the other winning picks for the week!

Robert E Lee takes a trip to the beach and dominates Sands by 45!

Coach Santaland and Jayton use their one horse sleigh to roll over Sammy Summers and Hermleigh by 45!

Jonasbros bounce back from their YouTube conference and beat up on coach Shannon(HA!) and Aquilla! Jonasbros by 24!

The Borden Milk Company sends Abbott to the bottom of the rankings where they belong! Coyotes by 50!

Superintendent Lee gets stuck signing Texas 6 autographs, but still beats the Zipper bulldogs in a close one by 8!

Hope this helps your pick ‘ems! Good luck! Love you all!

Wesper don’t worry bout that accent just come on out here in the west for a few weeks I have a program for you, it’s called “how to speak Texan” in two weeks or less we have live hands on drills where we will take you out on the ranch and on some drilling rig floors with some basic words like “slips” “tongs” and “TD” we have more advanced words like “yonder” “youngin” and “gettem” I promise by the time I’m done with you people will be asking what part of the Permian are ya from. Heck I’ll even trade ya my two week course for your new book as long as it’s signed of course. (Not responsible for accidental rattlesnake bites or home town Friday night upsets)

 

[Ol' Man Speweth]

Well, would you look at that. The grand guru of six-man football has decided to grace us common folk with his wisdom once again!

Good Lord, son. For a minute there, I was worried all these coaches would have to keep stumbling around in the dark without your brilliant insights. It's a wonder the sport even survived this long. Thank goodness you're here to set everyone straight.

About that podcast...you just gotta understand that the minds of us simple folk can't quite handle the sheer velocity of your football genius. It's not "AI generated,"...it's just...otherworldly. We ain't equipped for it. As for that Canadian accent, sure thing, buddy. We'll go with that.

And the Hall of Fame? Bless your sweet, ambitious heart. They ought to go ahead and build a whole new wing for you. I can see the statue now: solid gold, holding a crystal football in one hand and a half-eaten bag of Cheetos in the other.

And don't you worry about TigerFan69. Some people just can't stand to look directly into the sun, and some people can't handle your brilliant football mind. It's the same thing.

Now you're taking your show on the road, huh? Drivin' 350 miles to rescue a program from the brink of...well, whatever they were on the brink of. I bet that poor ol' Coach Buttersworth must've been in tears when you pulled up. Probably handed you the keys to the whole operation right then and there. I bet that secret playbook you carry around has some real razzle-dazzle in it. All squiggly lines and circles, I imagine. True genius stuff.

It's only a matter of time before Coach Sarkisian calls, begging for you to come fix the Longhorns. You're goin' places!

Keep these pearls of wisdom comin', guru. The rest of us are just lucky to be here to witness it. We ain't worthy!

Y'all take it easy.

 

[Zephyr]

Well hello!

It seems like the new podcast is a big hit! Who knew(I did) that bringing on a six man guru to the team would turn the podcast into an instant success?! I know everyone is starting to finally see that I DO know a thing or 2 about six man football! I could really see myself in the six man hall of fame one day! My only complaint about the podcast is that I am being told my voice was AL generated? I have no idea who AL is, but I feel very attacked just because of my strong Canadian accent!

I was very satisfied to watch the Borden Milk Company come away with the victory last week! I know that almost everyone(except myself) was pretty surprised with that outcome! Coach Steel sent over a nice gift basket with lots of goodies after the win! He did want me to mention how much he misses TigerFan69 and specifically requested how he wants TigerFan to be nicer to me on these boards! That’s coming from the man himself!

About 30 minutes after the podcast released, my phone started ringing!

I’ve been traveling all the way Chester, USA! A crazy 350 mile trip, but once I realized how badly Mr. Buttersworth and the staff just EMBARRASSED Coach Bagdon and Union Hills(no surprise), I immediately jumped in my car!

If anyone needs help this week, it’s the Chester Cheetahs! What a big game we have coming up against a state finalist last year in Oakwood!

The Chester Cheetahs have jumped up all the way to #11 in the D1 rankings! I’m almost nervous to have joined such a prestigious staff over here! Mr. Buttersworth called me and told me he was very concerned with the high powered defense over in Oakwood! Besides the 2 fluke losses to Union Hills(bad weather) and Aquilla(referees cheated), the Oakwood defense has basically shut down every opponent they’ve seen so far!

Coach J Jonah Johnson at Oakwood has really put together a big time program over there, but I feel like he’s never the seen the speed like a Chester Cheetah! I sure do love Cheetos! I think Oakwood will move the ball on offense, but the defense will be spinning in circles once they see the new plays I’m bringing into Mr. Buttersworth’s office!

Chester - 64
Oakwood - 6

Here are the other winning picks for the week!

Robert E Lee takes a trip to the beach and dominates Sands by 45!

Coach Santaland and Jayton use their one horse sleigh to roll over Sammy Summers and Hermleigh by 45!

Jonasbros bounce back from their YouTube conference and beat up on coach Shannon(HA!) and Aquilla! Jonasbros by 24!

The Borden Milk Company sends Abbott to the bottom of the rankings where they belong! Coyotes by 50!

Superintendent Lee gets stuck signing Texas 6 autographs, but still beats the Zipper bulldogs in a close one by 8!

Hope this helps your pick ‘ems! Good luck! Love you all!

Did you not see what the same Oakwood team did to the same Chester team last year? By the way Union Hill lost their 3 best players before they played Chester.

 

[Texlonghorn75]

Thank you for this incredibly constructive feedback, but it isn’t necessary!

I wouldn’t want to waste your precious time on this site, but you do need to understand who I am! I provide a great service of six man football expertise on this website that is sometimes lacking! I can assure you that my extensive knowledge of six man football doesn’t waste anyone’s time! If you want to win at the weekly pick ‘ems feel free to let me know and I can share all my picks with you!

Just out of curiosity, what team is that you support? I may be of some help to them in the coming weeks!

I support the D1 Thurber Tech Trenchers and the D2 Caddo Critters. How come you never mention them?

 

[ModeratorMike]

What is going on in this thread? Looks to me like we're just missing @Goob!

 

[TheWesp]

Well, would you look at that. The grand guru of six-man football has decided to grace us common folk with his wisdom once again!

Good Lord, son. For a minute there, I was worried all these coaches would have to keep stumbling around in the dark without your brilliant insights. It's a wonder the sport even survived this long. Thank goodness you're here to set everyone straight.

About that podcast...you just gotta understand that the minds of us simple folk can't quite handle the sheer velocity of your football genius. It's not "AI generated,"...it's just...otherworldly. We ain't equipped for it. As for that Canadian accent, sure thing, buddy. We'll go with that.

And the Hall of Fame? Bless your sweet, ambitious heart. They ought to go ahead and build a whole new wing for you. I can see the statue now: solid gold, holding a crystal football in one hand and a half-eaten bag of Cheetos in the other.

And don't you worry about TigerFan69. Some people just can't stand to look directly into the sun, and some people can't handle your brilliant football mind. It's the same thing.

Now you're taking your show on the road, huh? Drivin' 350 miles to rescue a program from the brink of...well, whatever they were on the brink of. I bet that poor ol' Coach Buttersworth must've been in tears when you pulled up. Probably handed you the keys to the whole operation right then and there. I bet that secret playbook you carry around has some real razzle-dazzle in it. All squiggly lines and circles, I imagine. True genius stuff.

It's only a matter of time before Coach Sarkisian calls, begging for you to come fix the Longhorns. You're goin' places!

Keep these pearls of wisdom comin', guru. The rest of us are just lucky to be here to witness it. We ain't worthy!

Y'all take it easy.

 

[TheWesp]

Zipper, please don’t take offense to me picking against your team! It’s not personal, but it’s just the truth!

Of course I saw Chester play last year I’ve probably seen more film than the length of time you have been alive! Oakwood is an okay team but the Cheetahs are ready to run away with it this week!

Let’s not make excuses for Union Hills in this thread! Coach Bagdon has been high fiving referees for too long now and karma is starting to catch up with him! It’s a bad day to be a Bulldog!

 

[Byrdman]

Can Klondike beat the recruiters this year?

 

[Ol' Man Speweth]

This is exactly what I picture these coach's faces lookin' like when your can't miss plays get picked off and run back for six.

Don't be creeped out there, partner. This is what happens when you become a big-time celebrity. You've inspired me to come out of just lurkin' around these here parts to start participatin' in what you got goin' on here. I'd say you oughta be flattered. Not everyone gets a personal fan club, you know. I see it as a public service...I'm just helpin' shine a light on the most interesting fella I believe I've ever seen around here.

 

[Zephyr]

Zipper, please don’t take offense to me picking against your team! It’s not personal, but it’s just the truth!

Of course I saw Chester play last year I’ve probably seen more film than the length of time you have been alive! Oakwood is an okay team but the Cheetahs are ready to run away with it this week!

Let’s not make excuses for Union Hills in this thread! Coach Bagdon has been high fiving referees for too long now and karma is starting to catch up with him! It’s a bad day to be a Bulldog!

I remind you Friday night at 10 about your pick.