SavannahSixManFan
11-man fan
Q - Whats the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A - A chain saw has some harmonic tone.
A - A chain saw has some harmonic tone.
Banjo Jokes - Post your best
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SavannahSixManFan
11-man fan
Saint Peter, wanting the new arrivals to feel at home, promised to spend some quality time with each one. He asked his first arrival of the day, "Hi! What's your IQ?"
"150," he said.
"Great," said Peter, as he showed the man in, "we should get together tomorrow and discuss the Theory of Relativity for a while." He asked the next person, "What's your IQ?"
"120," she said.
"Fine, fine," said Peter, "I'd love to take some time with you Wednesday to discuss current world politics." To the third person, he asked, "What's your IQ?"
"42," drawled the fellow.
"Fantastic!" cried Peter, "I've been looking for years for somebody who could help me perform a banjo duet!"
"150," he said.
"Great," said Peter, as he showed the man in, "we should get together tomorrow and discuss the Theory of Relativity for a while." He asked the next person, "What's your IQ?"
"120," she said.
"Fine, fine," said Peter, "I'd love to take some time with you Wednesday to discuss current world politics." To the third person, he asked, "What's your IQ?"
"42," drawled the fellow.
"Fantastic!" cried Peter, "I've been looking for years for somebody who could help me perform a banjo duet!"
SavannahSixManFan
11-man fan
Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.
A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.
Old Bearkat
Six-man expert
Paddle faster.....I hear a banjo playing......
SavannahSixManFan
11-man fan
Q - What do you call 20 banjo players up to their necks in cement?
A - Not enought cement
A - Not enought cement
SavannahSixManFan
11-man fan
Little Johnny was telling his class all about his dad on fathers day.
“He’s spent four of the last six years in prison, he drinks all the time, he gambles most of his weekly paycheck, and he is an all round good for nothing.”
His teacher knew that this was not true and help little Johnny after class and asked him what was going on.
“Truthfully,” Little Johnny said, “My dads a Banjo player and I didn’t want the other kids to know.”
“He’s spent four of the last six years in prison, he drinks all the time, he gambles most of his weekly paycheck, and he is an all round good for nothing.”
His teacher knew that this was not true and help little Johnny after class and asked him what was going on.
“Truthfully,” Little Johnny said, “My dads a Banjo player and I didn’t want the other kids to know.”
SavannahSixManFan
11-man fan
How do you define an optimist?
An out of work banjo player checking his beeper for messages.
An out of work banjo player checking his beeper for messages.
