A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Championship

[Dogface]

This will be where we/you (mostly you) post all the/your excuses
er...ah...reasons why:

we/you can't finish a season,
play a tough opponent,
have to cancel a game even though you gave your word,
can't make a decent frito pie,
wanna play just JV,
kids flunk their classes,
kids quit your team,
can't start a program from scratch,
keep the kids healthy,
get your feelings hurt by a guy from__________
can't figger out how to keep a coach around for more than a year,
or win the 15th game.

Name some others?

 

[Caprock kid]

Matador lost to Paducahs because they were out 2 players.

 

[oldfat&bald]

Some guy from our town got really mouthy on the intra web thingy and really POed our first round playoff opponent. That's why we got beat by 35.

 

[longhornfan1970]

The refs had it out for us !!

 

[CowboyP]

The kids were overconfident/underconfident because of their ranking.

 

[Shad Kline]

We couldn't get Jimmy Football eligible.

 

[CowboyP]

The clique was against us.

 

[Dogface]

My Mommie said she'd call the Supe. tomorrow and get to the bottom of it.

 

[Dogface]

Actually,
everyone was so nice about posting their excuses.
I like that about you.

 

[51eleven]

Excuses are cheap, they're like armpit's, everybody's got a couple.
Bubbbbtttt, only one team wins, regardless.

 

[51eleven]

It was the Illuminati.

 

[CatPride88]

Cowboy and the other haters held us back .

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Cowboy and the other haters held us back .

That was the old cliquers........................ Now it's a kinder, gentler clique...... It's a a work in progress, therapy takes time.................

 

[granger]

Actually heard.

"I think we can honestly say the best team just didn't win it all this year"

 

[westexasflats]

Hey, they used foster kids

 

[smokeyjoe53]

The field wasn't marked clearly............ it was an 11man field and they didn't put new turf down................

 

[TexianDoc]

It was the rain.

We were given edited tape to study.

 

[51eleven]

They were playing kumbaya in the lunchroom earlier today.

 

[CowboyP]

Cowboy and the other haters held us back .

You know, every time the clique is mentioned I get named. When did I become the unofficial leader?

 

[CowboyP]

It was the ref's fault!