Why Angelo?

[Goob]

I iz in Angelo today and I done noticed there iz a lot of fellers with man boobs pokin’ out of their T-shirt’s. Now, I ain’t lookin’ fer such cuz I don’t ride side-saddle, but yew can help but notice when 1 out of 2 fellers iz a C cup. Whut gives? Iz the Concho valley got sum mysterious male mammmmaroy malady or whut?

 

[Deleted member 21909]

Someone hasn't been to Austin at any point this century!

 

[Johnny South]

I would think that it might be related to that "glow in the dark" water they are importing from down at Melvin.