Where's OBK?

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oldfat&bald

Six-man fan
The tinfoil hat websites are saying there was a huge radiation spike around the Illinois/Indiana border. The government is saying it was a false alarm due to faulty testing equipment. We've been missing our resident nuclear engineer. That makes me ask questions like;

1. Is it really a government cover up?

2. Who has time to dream up crap like that?

3. Is OBK peeing glow in the dark urine?

4. If the answer to number 3 is affirmative, will he be too busy peeing on fence posts marking his territory to ever post here again?

And finally,

5. What happened to all the rest of the wing nuts like me that make inane, useless posts on this forum?

:)
 
1. The tinfoil hat types are not happy unless they can drum up a new conspiracy each week. There was no nuclear accident near the border with Indiana, unless the government of Indiana got hold of a nuke bomb and used it to stop the massive outflow of refugees from theis massively screwed up state.

2. Need I say more?
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3. My pee is a normal yellow unless I have been drinking a lot of good brewskis. No glow in the dark from me. BTW....if you get contaminated with tritium internally, the prescription is to drink massive amounts of beer.

4. I mark my 6 acres regularly, and unlike Cowboy, only my territory.

5. That 4 letter word - WORK?
 
This wingnut is "vacationing" in beautiful Lubbock with DSW. She's working and I tagged along. Gotta be extra nice to her, she won a Bushmaster AR-15 at our local NRA Banquet the other night. I think I may have a great Father's Day this year....................
 
I'm still around, just letting others get their moment in the spotlight as #1 poster. Don't worry, my insanity is increasing hourly. I'll be ready for football season.
 
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