I'll defer to your obvious expertise in all things regarding the hind-end. Do you wear makeup? you know - like a gimped-up shemale? What I can't understand is how people would let you near children. 50-something man who gets off on sitting at school yards and watching boys 1/3 his age play football.
Geez, Johnny - you sound like a full on perv. JohnnyPerv. Have you registered as a sex offender there in San Saba County yet?
