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[6manfootballmom]

Which mental picture is that. The one of mom in a nurses uniform with a sideways B on her chest giving OFB mouth to mouth while he is twitching from the AED? Nope, that would just be weird.

See!
I knew I wasn't the only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member Glenn Close in that "Garp"
movie?
Man,
she was hot!!!

Doggy, you think everybody's hot!!!!

Well....after all, hasn't everybody owned at least one dog who was an inveterate leg humper?

Had to look inveterate up..........it means.....having a particular habit, activity, or interest that is long-established and unlikely to change.

 

[Dogface]

Which mental picture is that. The one of mom in a nurses uniform with a sideways B on her chest giving OFB mouth to mouth while he is twitching from the AED? Nope, that would just be weird.

See!
I knew I wasn't the only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member Glenn Close in that "Garp"
movie?
Man,
she was hot!!!

Doggy, you think everybody's hot!!!!

Well....after all, hasn't everybody owned at least one dog who was an inveterate leg humper?

Had to look inveterate up..........it means.....having a particular habit, activity, or interest that is long-established and unlikely to change.

See,
there's proof positive
that this site is educational.
Oh,
and football!!

 

[6manfootballmom]

You will probably learn more than you bargained for on a few of these threads.

 

[Old Bearkat]

Which mental picture is that. The one of mom in a nurses uniform with a sideways B on her chest giving OFB mouth to mouth while he is twitching from the AED? Nope, that would just be weird.

See!
I knew I wasn't the only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member Glenn Close in that "Garp"
movie?
Man,
she was hot!!!

Doggy, you think everybody's hot!!!!

Well....after all, hasn't everybody owned at least one dog who was an inveterate leg humper?

Had to look inveterate up..........it means.....having a particular habit, activity, or interest that is long-established and unlikely to change.

Sometimes the mask slips and my UT Austin education shows up.......

 

[6manfootballmom]

How much did that word cost ya?

 

[fajitapete]

How much did that word cost ya?

Dollar two ninety-eight

 

[smokeyjoe53]

OBK is a very erudite and verbose individual.........
Sorry that's the John Tarleton Institute for Wayward Farm & Ranch Boys coming out.

 

[Dogface]

Tarleton?
Go Plowboys!

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Yep we used to say the farmers send their hogs to market and their daughters to tarleton

 

[CowboyP]

Yep we used to say the farmers send their hogs to market and their daughters to tarleton

I'll bet you got more excited to go to the market.

 

[Dogface]

John Tarleton used to walk back and forth
from Stephenville to Waco.
Sounds pretty tough ol guy to me.

 

[oldfat&bald]

My best friend went to Tarleton. I had some good times in Stephenville. The only bad part was I wound up having to stop at Procter and buy the beer for 9/10 of the student body of Tarleton on my way there. Only about half of them SOBs would pay me for it.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

My best friend went to Tarleton. I had some good times in Stephenville. The only bad part was I wound up having to stop at Procter and buy the beer for 9/10 of the student body of Tarleton on my way there. Only about half of them SOBs would pay me for it.

Oh yeah, Thanks.

 

[oldfat&bald]

I don't surprise me that you're one of them Smokey. One case of beer at $15 with 33% interest annually over 21 years is about $120. I assume you will send me a money order. I know better than to try to cash a check from you.

 

[smokeyjoe53]

Only 21 years? Must have been somebody else. I was there 40+ years ago.

 

[CowboyP]

Only 21 years? Must have been somebody else. I was there 40+ years ago.

Dang smokey. That makes you older than dirt. When you pass gas, do you blow dust?

 

[Dogface]

Class of 07'.

 

[CowboyP]

Class of '91 (Aquilla High School)

 

[Dogface]

Cum Laude.

 

[CowboyP]

I didn't graduate from college. Just high school. I'm not as edicated as you fellers. I had intelligence, but no sense. I turned down several academic scholarships - including a free ride at the naval academy. I could kick myself now.
I really hate hindsight....