Klaaxctuu
Six-man fan
Be as outlandish as you wish.
Directions for school parents.
Upon birth, give your baby a football instead of a pacifier.
Instead of your baby falling to sleep listening to Mozart, play coaches lectures, recordings of championship games, cheerleader , and marching bands.
At school.
Students must break through obstructions to enter the classroom.
Have a punt pass and kick (extra points) contest before lunch. Everyone gets three chances, but if they miss the two pointer, better luck tomorrow; no food today.
Students must go feet first upstairs in the push-up position.
Students in high school must pass the Navy Seal fitness test before enrolling in the school. Low crawling through rocks and prickly pears as a substitute for the swimming part of the test is allowed.
Students must be able to cope with life with no cell phone. Students having a mental breakdown will be removed from the school.
Ok, enough from me. Hey some of you ex six-man football players. How much of your PE time, recess time, before and after lunch time, study hall time and waiting for the bus time was spent on football?
Directions for school parents.
Upon birth, give your baby a football instead of a pacifier.
Instead of your baby falling to sleep listening to Mozart, play coaches lectures, recordings of championship games, cheerleader , and marching bands.
At school.
Students must break through obstructions to enter the classroom.
Have a punt pass and kick (extra points) contest before lunch. Everyone gets three chances, but if they miss the two pointer, better luck tomorrow; no food today.
Students must go feet first upstairs in the push-up position.
Students in high school must pass the Navy Seal fitness test before enrolling in the school. Low crawling through rocks and prickly pears as a substitute for the swimming part of the test is allowed.
Students must be able to cope with life with no cell phone. Students having a mental breakdown will be removed from the school.
Ok, enough from me. Hey some of you ex six-man football players. How much of your PE time, recess time, before and after lunch time, study hall time and waiting for the bus time was spent on football?
